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發表於 2006-2-23 03:34 AM
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52. English Sexual Slang : 
ankle spanker
An extremely long cock
bangover
A headache which disappears during sex only to reappear at the moment of orgasm
Beaker's mouth
The involuntary movement of the outer vaginal lips, visible in porn movies during vigorous filter-037. From the lip movement of the Muppet Beaker 'me-mo-ing'
bear
A very hairy, large gay man.
boneshaker
An act of sexual intercourse which has to be finished by hand
bubbing
To bump the head of the penis against the sphincter in the vain hope that one day your partner will say "Oh.. go on then."
cliterati
a group of porn film performers
crane operator
a porn movie actress with a penis in each hand. Also Downhill Skier
dragon food
edible gifts (e.g. Chocolates) given to women in an attempt to apologize for misdeeds and hopefully obtain conciliatory sex
fisherman's sock, pull on like a
sexual intercourse without foreplay
fruit bowl
two plums and a banana. The collective term for a gentleman's wedding tackle
full cuntal lobotomy
the inability of a man to think when presented with a sexual opportunity
grating the cheddar
to inadvertently scrape the penis along the zipper in a moment of haste
hit and run
to have sex with an unattractive person and leave before they wake up to avoid potential embarrassment
KitKat
to stimulate a woman with four fingers at once, using a swift forward thrusting, karate chop type motion
licking a battery
to orally engage genitals is such dire need of cleaning that the tongue tingles in a way reminiscent of placing your tongue against a Duracell
man eggs
sperm
otter
A very hairy, skinny gay man, or a skinny bear.
palmistry
the mystic art which governs the hand/junk interface
saloon door
a woman who alternately has sex with, and then rejects you. Five minutes after parting her lips you're being violently thrown out again.
santorum
the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is the by-product of anal sex. Coined by the readers of Dan Savage's Savage Love column; named after Sen. Rick Santorum (http://santorum.senate.gov/public/) to "commemorate" some anti-gay comments of his.
skippy
a promiscuous man who jumps from bush to bush.
spawning
to ejaculate in a jacuzzi or swimming pool; alternately, duck-butter, making .....
spit roast
when a woman takes it from both ends simultaneously; also called finger cuffs, after the woven Chinese toy that traps your fingers together
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發表於 2006-2-23 03:33 AM
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