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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語 / Y- y, C& z4 c( w
- C9 |: n0 f. D4 p; Q7 \; r5 _3 _Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 0 y) V& X; {0 N, Y6 { O; F
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ K9 L4 Y9 ]6 T4 f* ]# V
& M4 Y1 v; _( r- Z) j- t! \4 ~: U- n* n, gYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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/ x. |' f/ F- F8 b+ B* Q' ^I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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% ?9 [9 J; F0 OFish skin~魚皮 。 # @1 h; M: M2 w+ M/ A: s, `
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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$ b2 d# C. C7 W( |- B, |fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水# I! H, F8 C7 R( }9 j$ c
1 b3 R. h$ g! u* ^+ x* GMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ! z9 o' w: K5 G/ @5 {
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Blow chicken吹雞 ' ]8 t4 o( X$ T) }' \; e
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
6 d) I. v! M. P" t( Q. S7 P我吹雞打你班友 。
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7 v& o- M# L7 h; F9 W! A# C# z* vStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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8 Z. s) {3 m) _, N+ B9 qFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ; a' L- s; V' W- D% |
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ' C9 u: u& l+ x6 P! z% j
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 5 _( T8 h" D3 W8 c, i
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? : Y6 f4 r. f- \# N9 r
5 R8 F6 i2 v1 r6 `4 y9 X' ?Eat banana食蕉 $ S4 p( s& @% f7 N
, ?0 W& `5 P4 V6 { B) T6 c6 i( HYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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" ?! ^/ o; C# u. c) ^) WHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? : ~) y; Z: [; a7 C. l3 ?( g0 }
0 m1 g/ a. u& ]$ k5 I+ A" @9 [Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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; @3 ]1 |# J8 u, B l+ E: N7 BZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 1 @6 u: S! b5 u8 f j
5 @0 Z" d- o. s; t6 e* h2 hDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 , p$ M6 d- c3 N
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 7 x9 _' {! W. k
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 , Q( E6 c" @2 g3 y" q
. m+ z* P1 R4 h& YCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ 8 E; _4 i, }7 t
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ $ H% x% S) E3 x i0 U
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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; r2 E6 Q3 @: R; ~9 QLaugh die me.笑死我。 5 l& `' y6 ?( p6 t) M& Z
/ k. e9 {! x6 U- hYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 V( A6 S" r' g' z: s; c( h
5 g1 W( A' l4 O: m4 ]9 N4 HHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ) J6 e5 _8 R( {
) s3 }4 y$ @7 f& i$ o5 }" l, }You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. , Z& T1 y8 l0 M% }. I
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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8 r8 I1 s6 ^& a0 N' t* `+ p7 R# rEight woman八婆 + e( v' \& Y E2 r
0 n; c/ ?# ` g% T9 H# |- u0 DEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! h: o0 y0 |2 a" }* `# J& C$ w
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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% a I4 E! p0 |3 UBlack son黑仔 ( ?# ?4 p3 t) M) a! p5 H. ^% Y
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 1 u- C; p$ O& |) x7 _ [! n
: N% F6 | Q: q" aWear grass著草 . `% @4 n0 Y& E! f
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 7 U4 y. ~( u2 T
, V! O5 h, v0 j+ H5 {% _& kI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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3 j8 n. n3 V2 |5 K7 m+ U; XHigh hand.高手 3 c2 _5 p* R: [8 l/ N
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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/ \2 v! c2 A0 i" S* {3 DGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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5 V: t, E$ c2 z wOld dot.老點
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3 w+ O* _) p# P0 cOne old water 一舊水
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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, |; v4 q7 g* M) o1 uA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 $ W5 I3 Z6 q* n! b( r
4 N- }% O) Q: P8 A: pMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 ( _1 n* ^' K4 ]5 w1 X% b
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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