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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
, Y& ]& E* u) g' x+ c4 o& J99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence7 p6 ]7 k4 O1 Q8 z6 ^" \
* i7 _1 _4 P7 o- A0 O j3 Z/ P2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 c; V2 s. h- E! c/ d) b# N& }
a.They give like hell.
& G9 Y7 N7 k# \5 _8 N/ e7 jb.They do not yell.! o3 h/ C R9 F8 ]8 H8 f( V
c.They do not tell.
3 x, X) c# i3 W6 @d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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8 s7 ~2 }: P" t1 c3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% {+ c2 b2 V' V# q! d3 Y& D
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' ]" v* Z6 i4 e1 P' l$ \! h2 _
- a SPADE to bury him!" r- O/ I5 J: K; G2 ^
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% x- L5 q& l9 `* _1 l) Z! D+ V
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% c% {$ Y }1 o4 a1 E( t4 A7 B
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5) What is the strongest muscle?: Q$ u0 r# S j' h8 m# T
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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! p! Q T" i$ ]- u' Q( H' |6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 M# `: s; I9 z3 R# V% K& b& r4 \
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
; w6 c* j" V5 f' E; K3 ?* j9 u% EWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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' p. v. ]8 g4 T: @# L# @8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 F3 K& r7 y+ v) T. D8 M
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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