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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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$ ?, C1 b+ u* L! n9 K9 ]1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job1 b: M1 {- ` X+ F( @: M1 G
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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! b" b+ U8 z( u( e2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ [6 D0 K+ s- u J0 u N% J7 x4 V1 X
a.They give like hell. ' P+ T5 Y8 r' Q0 ]
b.They do not yell.
* }6 F) f p7 rc.They do not tell.
6 S( p( q X( U& c5 H4 z% Rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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! a1 v- f$ K" i' M3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: P" t3 ]4 I1 e0 x8 Z
- a HEART to love him,0 }( E+ s2 S) k9 |, @, t0 T
- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ ]; L0 |! E7 r8 r8 O# w
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
7 B! K1 W6 e0 N( C" ~- a SPADE to bury him!% p% P+ t9 v' \0 H
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" h: N4 H) T. D$ ABoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" G1 e4 w+ ~8 p
3 Q7 ?2 D! O1 H: `3 X5) What is the strongest muscle?" d$ R q" E5 U
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' \/ e' r# i8 [* }! ~
The arse hole is always in front of you.+ h2 u K) q9 Y, L* r
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ O1 U! l7 m+ L/ v$ y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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Q# {' r# @7 |# \8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
4 F% X2 e0 b& ~' D# ?4 K' ^The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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