[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
  y7 u* z: t+ }; _8 r. \) _3 b5 N99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- T* v+ O  O  s9 W7 k
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* h! m! w9 O! G7 y% wa.They give like hell.
5 R3 R, m9 {4 N: h5 T0 X4 Zb.They do not yell.8 ^7 m- Z/ v' M0 I( s" z2 f) v3 i( u, p
c.They do not tell.) g, d& C" e' `2 {
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: g  e8 X1 n* G0 ^
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" W' t+ F+ w0 ]) Z& d9 S
- a HEART to love him,
  e2 f3 ?- q6 z0 }8 {1 w- x1 x- a DIAMOND to marry him,
4 E% D5 S( y  `$ f; j2 W- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
4 Y, J2 j4 X0 F- a SPADE to bury him!# s) ]/ o4 x, Y, ~! h- {0 w4 Z% v0 H

" }) q) D! j1 P! n  E5 `4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?3 ?, H( ]* I# y) Y
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 V8 M: P9 c4 c" p, M0 w* j
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 ^9 s0 A) t" w4 V! [2 a: P  O/ y  ZThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?4 j5 X( Y. _- A! d1 h9 e; L
The arse hole is always in front of you.& f6 k. |6 i" F, _. d4 G) w* }

8 q0 N) L% t  o* g8 h7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 d# P% _# C  D  {! E5 d
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!$ b2 }" Z" \; M$ Z1 Z# l0 x
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. K6 |9 g1 b1 X
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great