[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
# I. n7 o; R! }3 s0 s  k8 q6 J99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 X' r% T# |7 ]7 P, g6 a

3 ~! ^4 X  D$ N% x2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ p* Q# e& d' f- M
a.They give like hell.
: W1 e. Q. s0 t" h7 Q" nb.They do not yell.# Q7 t6 X  L2 Q
c.They do not tell.; \* x, b  G6 l4 F' o
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., A1 {% p& s9 A9 [' `) r& p

" `+ N& l' o& |8 W, f3 m3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
6 i' A" O" R( |4 i/ k; g7 L3 |9 p- a HEART to love him,* _8 g5 o" K* k/ e
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( f& ]4 v+ W& v0 }% i- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 V- y$ m8 O1 k4 h
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
& y) A, G' J& b8 gBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later$ i2 A+ D; c) G; }( T
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 c! R4 C, ^" K2 Q! {( a4 IThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! _: {+ b" y! y
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 }) g- l9 x  g  i3 }
The arse hole is always in front of you.* L. h$ J9 @) R5 E
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 s$ U+ A3 g7 I" _0 N# fWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 [! M( R& `* i

! J' R6 t- V, `* \8 D8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 v8 n  J: u  x
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great