香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. % n( C" L! u  u) D
甘多人死，唔见你死。
9 A: J/ u/ h) }9 U$ Y2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
! b# N4 q: |2 _8 r3 F% \3 E# S; _0 x你教我以后点出嚟行?
6 h' ]' r* l# z( l3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
, ]2 D3 t! V/ C! y2 Y% \! ^如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 + q! S0 ]$ f4 ?: ?$ Z
4 "I saw a pork chop" , F6 w. Q5 A, a& ~" j& S/ P
我见到件猪扒啊。 - F& P, V  {7 [( e6 ?
5 Are you road?
: p% h. g, Z: J& q. z你系咪路啊？ % D' n8 s( A0 u% i# d
6 What the water are you? ( e1 s4 }* m0 Y/ ~7 t
你系乜水啊？
, u% j9 [  m2 ~& c7 h. T7 Do you big me? ! l. C: |$ p  Q8 E- t- Y
你大我啊？
. z& c; e! [8 [/ V1 r7 @( l8 Zebra chops people. ( R, @4 ?+ ?/ t/ o; j
班马劈友。
$ m, i2 q! n7 ^% ]; _3 l9 The king of the cutting girl.
+ P$ R9 p& h5 j+ ]1 y9 ~& W界女王。 % Z3 Z2 ]/ m( }2 Q; W
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ' x, t- F& @8 d1 Z3 E1 Q. K
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 , K5 O, V( z! m9 H" l, `8 U  U
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 7 ?5 H; O# }5 L. ]; N. Y
你当我无到？
9 b  c( W; G3 g6 N7 C$ A1 j12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
! |( _4 {  N( O+ L3 w( f你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 2 b* H7 t/ z; i* {2 q$ h
13 Today I was very black son. 2 I, o) j) S" M. c# q
今日我好黑仔。
) n! f/ G$ J) g0 A" R* X14 I am wearing grass.
" Z* z& t9 i0 n: @1 R" Y6 P我着紧草。
$ p2 f6 V" Z' C& m15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
7 r& X4 f4 Z" Y  c你未够班同我讲数！
( m0 Q# ~! p' c7 Q: |16 Two beat six. 1 w) b/ x$ X/ a& F# Z$ F. A/ x
二打六 7 R- Z6 \$ |' X$ N+ N+ Q
17 Two five son.
! \5 E2 L+ T! N7 ]3 X4 b* C二五仔
9 a$ i$ u+ U: K5 s( _& P) c) {18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
: E7 j" X, m' P! y3 `, S琴琴青
3 P7 X% G4 k9 v$ [+ F- v19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 1 U3 f4 A; V; j+ x0 W$ n8 e: S5 o9 ^
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 4 E. g$ `: J- c0 c8 m/ d4 X0 s+ d, @
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
# p" x* ?9 C3 o1 G蠢蠢欲動 。 ; p. G0 k$ j8 i# z3 K
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
9 s4 V) @. K" _& _/ z6 N2 W人山人海 。
3 B" m9 C  M% j22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　   ^7 B' j* x( ~/ O( z; u
你算老幾?
  G! o, Z1 t* D23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ) X' [! q- [. D" E- |; o) f
你講乜鬼? 2 L; S: P. R  C+ e+ O1 N
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
2 E# ~* ~; a7 N9 _$ w/ q我驚你有牙！
& R( u& {$ H$ Y# h+ e3 Y0 |$ r) R25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 1 a3 n9 m  t$ N
心花怒放。   ( y( y1 e  W5 n! ]5 }2 o$ e3 n/ o: m" A7 r
Fish skin
2 F) b- g( _8 E) q9 V4 e0 A& ~鱼皮 。
0 A: q+ j' ]. N/ [+ `9 {* X7 lMonster of blowing water.
8 U5 a$ l+ N; h) p! c# T吹水怪。 " ?7 i' n8 Z" X1 w
Face green green / W/ Y8 [1 o# S8 t7 |
面青青。
# H8 f& I; @. X7 i& eYou see road carefully % m5 n( L( t6 B& o
你小心睇路
# o$ U% X4 q+ i8 m! V7 B' Y/ xYou go to street carefully 8 o# s! Q5 ^6 O9 T+ [
你出街小心D。
( J" _& F8 B* J8 bDo the world
+ q3 w$ {0 z- [4 k. @" J4 R做世界 。
' @. p) Y2 z4 u* }Big tea rice % K: m" @6 R' K3 c
大茶饭 。
$ B. M% |3 h" {( w) K( FAmerican chinese not enough.
# I. j( H8 G! `. F; ]! Q. I美中不足。
# n5 m2 P' p$ `5 tKing eight egg. + H/ d7 H' O7 S  _# D' c% w
王八蛋 ' V1 x, A$ z* S3 I
High hand.
* B) q" W7 F6 D高手 - N2 e! a/ R  j
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Old dot. : b3 v$ H* H0 p9 _
老点
6 K/ U# ]6 ?+ x" P8 o/ d0 E% DOne old water : c9 T$ J! R* c8 V+ Q
一旧水
) _! S5 \. J/ N4 f$ {I know your mouse.
" X# p* u' l0 Q% @* N我识你老鼠！ 1 r# P1 J' f' V% f; a2 f4 N
Measure water/Pound water.
1 @! p9 [1 P" [9 ^( e: U; A! ^磅水 0 x/ u2 C9 }' J0 c0 T: _+ |" N  d
A dragon service. ( W4 B# E2 m' G/ H; A6 R) _
一条龙服务 7 }( q/ ~2 v" Y! ~  C) m" e
Pump water.
+ r! Y- ?% C( m( V****
! p% L7 n7 J  W& NI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 7 f, l, f4 t+ b5 e( W
我吹鸡打你班友。 8 C$ h0 r' v; c0 K% d+ p
You jump building.
3 J. F! L, \8 r3 {; S  J: B你跳楼啦。
# k" U8 Z5 S: ]/ bYou come back home and eat banana 5 ~; d. N. W3 f
你返屋企食蕉啦
, `9 U4 b. E6 c( p# SI give you a hair. + C! Q( ?8 L+ A$ a% i7 [
我俾条毛你ar!
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* B# A, K1 _5 t9 m- JCollect skin 2 `! l& k4 c5 N1 k- g
收皮 9 L# _/ s3 t) d- s
Collect father
& N. ?/ ~, ]) r; d, P" n, n收爹
4 `/ p( |, Z2 B3 |8 b2 o6 LYou give me collect father. , R9 s6 F" i. [  Z
你同我收爹！ # C) V0 t4 T$ \* `* R
Laugh die me. " k) C& K. C! o3 w" I) k2 n. u
笑死我。
; `6 c( G: S! }/ n4 M& MYou give me stop.
' \9 a! ]% {0 v& j, G, `+ R你同我企系度。 ! r& D8 D  n/ j7 X1 Y
Eight woman % ]% u* e6 A8 k$ y7 S4 R
八婆
! f$ f) ^: K. J7 H" gEight woman,you are good! , \) J: b* ~5 Z$ x
八婆，你好o野! ; A( [0 q; Q6 C# Y* r
What the spring do you do?
2 P) z6 O0 C5 w1 j你搞乜春啊?
* z- K( w$ u0 N+ e/ p' aA dog of eating dung 6 G& v0 ?1 m+ N- ~& n) D' Q
食屎狗 4 H5 }$ B$ `* p0 @/ g" H
A ghost of ass 9 a2 @3 h  W) s) Q; a! A: {
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
. b0 s, U9 ^1 ~. b7 s1 k2 y都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

9 y4 V( ]( j2 @0 p2 Y. T6 R7 G

: M5 G7 J9 T. F0 Ktotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this....... U# V& T5 ]# I7 V
this is not hong kong style english.....
/ r" s, m  _, u$ O4 ]this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....* p+ r7 |) O4 G8 y3 f
i've already ban this shit...5 l& ~5 L/ Y5 t
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.