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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 } }3 _. P$ c 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence+ k; V# s! C6 W* O2 P0 ?
" T9 E2 I4 B: r6 |7 X2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? + g4 v( S0 _3 i8 ?. o3 n1 p da.They give like hell. 5 h: [ W; r2 F( e. g4 X& R2 D* ]: _, _ b.They do not yell.- S! j% T. C3 t2 w5 q( s c.They do not tell. , ]) L# P3 h4 E8 b( @, s* ?d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. ! l4 ?9 S! O" W# f1 |+ B K- h- _+ w8 @2 W4 ?3 S' f/ K5 |& E* b3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 j1 P( o2 _! g( |, G& J. @6 [+ u - a HEART to love him,6 y. o# {4 @7 y - a DIAMOND to marry him, & `4 K( x1 u0 l( S* |6 o) ]* h- a CLUB to smash his head in, and ! a" f" a/ F$ g n u8 Z' _- a SPADE to bury him!3 N% O( w w; P
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# }( v& b. r) C# m& E Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: w8 v2 l, [: @! k" c" [6 M
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5) What is the strongest muscle?( Q* @3 e" Z$ Z- ~2 n2 C" m The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! ! h& j) G! s7 F2 f" } + _8 F0 d* i3 \* R, G, z6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? C8 _; W7 I/ O3 ]7 DThe arse hole is always in front of you. - ` `; ]7 B8 s - a* d9 I, |) s. _: l: k6 g7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 h2 G3 u5 }! b/ \5 F( l; R1 ^) X When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' V9 u$ U3 P5 q
: X8 M% f8 k$ ?# s. W, X# v8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# L7 q! R- h% a# f7 N3 y, u The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
