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作者: dinx    時間: 2009-10-15 01:10 PM     標題: 香港特色英语!!

1 So many people die, never see you die.
& q; P) y! t4 F' G7 n0 ?# a甘多人死,唔见你死。 ( @, _( @1 R, Q0 J" U+ D6 ^+ Q
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
' c# r9 M) t% k. A' {7 P( u你教我以后点出嚟行?
( X1 y8 S  W5 C, Z2 W3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.   V) h: M7 W  o. a/ b' @, X8 K8 \& J
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
$ V" R% S( E% E0 @; A: R4 "I saw a pork chop" 7 g' I) x6 N0 G* Q5 o
我见到件猪扒啊。 - Y& S/ a6 @/ b: W. D0 Z! j- G, ~
5 Are you road?
; N% h: W1 _( B( H% H2 c你系咪路啊? : R$ w' v/ _: G9 {5 g/ T
6 What the water are you?
4 e& L6 F) V, T: h你系乜水啊?
& E) p; Z: y2 P% \$ B. N7 Do you big me?
4 M% X( Y& N7 U3 t你大我啊?
5 @% X" d8 V% q* S3 h2 t6 f8 Zebra chops people.
; o) v% K- N; {8 l4 j9 P/ T. U6 n班马劈友。 * a, ~' V. e: e4 B; k3 M( B- w; u
9 The king of the cutting girl. ; e( s- T0 i! n. l
界女王。 6 [5 W% L$ F) F
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 2 K' w( V; s4 x/ d* t* s
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
" H% _8 s$ g; l# n+ D( z& A% }11 Do you think me didn't arrive? % ?& ]& b9 C: D# p0 B
你当我无到?
' O& @$ ?/ b) c) d12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. " S" H6 P3 k' a# Q2 e
你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上! 0 q" m# r, h% X0 s2 h6 B
13 Today I was very black son.
6 X+ ~) A# Z- {6 d+ ^5 k. }今日我好黑仔。
2 |2 P3 Y( ~' q% z3 F& N14 I am wearing grass. 4 @* B& e& ]+ c/ |
我着紧草。
  {1 C: _% z: [; X/ u- \15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
! W, {4 t7 N% e! Q' c" [你未够班同我讲数!
3 s3 l# Q6 o! m/ y1 }3 C16 Two beat six.
( N3 l, [2 \9 R* I6 l0 n% n二打六
0 S' F" u5 I. a7 B$ ?4 u17 Two five son. 2 I% b& T4 H& Q( g3 W$ A
二五仔 / a$ w" k3 v6 r% [5 i( y( E
18 Piano piano green.             u5 v4 a$ R# p. `
琴琴青 2 r9 ^0 W2 Q9 V0 P2 ^4 q$ t
19 I give you some colour to see see.      ' `  a4 x$ q$ f# X( H
我俾D顏色你睇睇! . I4 o3 E" u, }7 s# x5 ^8 `
20 Stupid stupid want to move .     
- d3 c% m% u% S! Y蠢蠢欲動 。 : _9 [" Y0 N9 F; b2 }4 t
21 People mountain people sea .    
9 \; w* b- V! y3 w, x. W: W9 l人山人海 。 & g0 N0 ^& ~# _9 F. I, X
22 How senior are you?         
& Q; \% [9 Z! t7 _你算老幾? 5 a# o, k# G' l/ ]
23 What the ghost are you talk?    
0 b' D' v8 X! O8 n. e你講乜鬼?
5 ^8 F( E& z+ o7 C24 I fear that you have teeth.         
7 f! \) Z  @1 j% T) _- N; P5 d8 k我驚你有牙! 7 s2 ]1 e  z2 [; y  D5 r6 \9 R7 w
25 Heart flower angry open.      
" b- X: ~& _, R& U" Y* [. m心花怒放。   
" F1 {$ S6 f: QFish skin 2 j& h$ l4 v+ E" A, U2 z
鱼皮 。 & O# b$ u; Q6 V- Q0 I
Monster of blowing water. : g" z1 m# _5 e+ y. I
吹水怪。 , e' V) _0 @, A" ]
Face green green
8 p0 L7 B% {* G. Q' }* a' Y面青青。 0 W7 B; H  w% v8 R: k4 X' l
You see road carefully
( l6 ]# d. d+ j/ d' z; M6 L* }5 u你小心睇路
$ O3 W1 B; k4 x% {1 U# dYou go to street carefully 0 W2 ]! k3 o& N: {% E# \
你出街小心D。
& d+ p8 o5 Z7 h* a4 NDo the world 9 l: B, M" m, g  l
做世界 。
2 e/ P1 {' ]: C, ]* hBig tea rice . g. s2 i% d5 t
大茶饭 。
0 @" f) Q5 _3 s  jAmerican chinese not enough.
6 e+ P9 N: Z% @1 u& T美中不足。 0 F! G5 Y2 a7 v+ E% o
King eight egg. 1 s6 U# ?) H' z- A1 k  h8 i
王八蛋   f+ C# X1 I, B# q- i* o
High hand. 7 H$ c- S) r* d* v
高手 3 l! t$ y- a! {4 f: @

$ d) p- Z+ \3 k; z& d. H2 [' kOld dot. : i" y( O0 @) n- Q  B) ]9 j
老点
7 |7 G1 u0 p7 l8 p+ I" V' GOne old water
: W. j6 U. O1 H% o一旧水
; l  P" |: \8 ^& X+ ]I know your mouse.
  O. @( s3 u* q, ^我识你老鼠!
+ r% `- }; }5 V4 Q* t' i1 E. kMeasure water/Pound water.
' x! o6 `( U# t" v  O5 \8 \磅水
; @  G' b* h/ B7 L) TA dragon service.
6 b1 c; w- B' e  v4 i% k一条龙服务 & o; @9 G; g( q+ P+ _& n
Pump water. , N  Z+ Z9 o& r3 L. T
****
* P. Z+ V8 X- B" ]& _" TI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. # {# I/ C, T5 c' m7 \
我吹鸡打你班友。
6 [# W) H+ D; B8 i9 sYou jump building.
# r  D- _0 u! c7 c( x4 h你跳楼啦。
  f, w! n2 Q% P) I) e( _You come back home and eat banana
0 Z; l/ L* D" h5 y& \% s1 Y+ K你返屋企食蕉啦 9 \: K: y/ Z* T6 j% C
I give you a hair. 3 F7 e3 @% A, t7 {) p. t% J
我俾条毛你ar!
% C) r  F8 S1 ]7 i
! z0 y( G* h0 p+ QCollect skin
7 K% \1 k" m2 q! }0 {" C7 p, O0 r% a收皮 8 i1 n% b1 [9 z# O# p& g- r
Collect father
) |; J. c4 f8 N( D收爹
4 s7 L- N' V2 Y: s6 e7 q  SYou give me collect father. % z, \9 g& _# S% M) _, I
你同我收爹!
- }+ k0 E. T* Q0 rLaugh die me.
! [6 y( g+ n4 n2 b+ e笑死我。
0 v) c8 k/ X. WYou give me stop.   t7 L( a  l6 s2 A4 h/ v
你同我企系度。
* z+ X$ I( Q' n1 A; x% [# H1 VEight woman
5 Q' @0 U2 k0 z: q0 a+ C( Q, F+ y+ {八婆
: q9 i# f: v; A3 N& h, `Eight woman,you are good! & Q/ V& `9 {5 t0 F; Z# R) B; u) v4 P
八婆,你好o野!
1 l7 B! P6 @/ K* a7 [1 JWhat the spring do you do?
- r% E* f0 D; W你搞乜春啊?
8 b3 |- [8 b3 E" ]1 o5 UA dog of eating dung
) O" i0 a/ s5 u- r& F食屎狗 7 R; e! z# {5 r* M; k" A& e, x
A ghost of ass
3 T0 J8 M2 Q0 P8 `* Z3 d( E) c屎忽鬼
作者: vj11    時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM

Can't believe..
作者: CK銘    時間: 2009-10-15 08:00 PM

有d真喺幾有創意.....
8 ]7 i- q7 m+ b都幾有趣呀...哈哈
作者: albert_einstein    時間: 2009-10-15 08:55 PM

有d就連香港人都唔明白!
作者: 艾官    時間: 2009-10-16 10:41 PM

無言......
作者: xingsing    時間: 2009-10-16 11:46 PM

好无言,但有好好笑
作者: 偉華    時間: 2009-10-18 12:08 PM

真係好特色0既英語咯!
作者: J.T.    時間: 2009-10-18 12:19 PM

本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯
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) ?$ I* I# M4 V4 R, d& d9 W3 ]& C( U) Atotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
" D( N" j5 V" {( nthis is not hong kong style english.....3 e) t# ^% Z" `. D$ B1 a
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....

1 d1 P- p0 W! ai've already ban this shit...
% ~2 n% Y- x+ h5 Cdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
作者: kuru    時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM

唔信香港人會明呢d英文
作者: Hunter88    時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
作者: DOG9922    時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM

哈哈!




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