港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 7 \1 _9 W: W; ^' T

( ^6 v* U  z- d( p2 z( Z, kPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 / g) [& d' K' c) Y& a
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ ; g0 r' K1 Z" }% Y2 y; C+ G9 ^8 R

! z- U0 z' A2 X! |, h7 X0 {7 sYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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3 ]4 B% L7 m6 _+ AI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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6 M8 J# J* }% a# V( dIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 7 s+ d5 [7 B! h! B1 v4 X9 ?/ s

8 y$ b) Y# t) T! y; E3 ^9 F. zFish skin~魚皮 。
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0 W. X# z: Y6 H) OFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ! t8 I; K% s- y/ G
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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5 o; ~- R, L; c' V' lBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ) K& w1 K0 b8 M, Z; I+ s9 }" b3 I
我吹雞打你班友 。 . o2 W3 h6 l3 Y2 k; G
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 3 l! m( g- K0 m6 c

8 O- E9 Z8 \6 X6 ]5 nFace green green臉青青 。 8 V6 h- c" s  K2 q

2 w$ d5 S8 g) H0 k- [1 Z- @"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
1 i2 }2 `5 f% C9 D4 `# \: w點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 , b5 L8 v5 o3 n( V+ K
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ) k. b, V+ C4 q; }7 A( c1 t
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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0 R' [) m* W5 m, w  @People mountain people sea人山人海。
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# \6 h. O5 V5 D) x* k( n& @. p1 \Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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  I: L9 f  O5 Q. C" ~Eat banana食蕉
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% h9 L" S: \0 ]You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 0 E7 w# g' B5 g; N

; V) c$ y  j' ~7 EHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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; Z2 y2 s! Z3 d- UWhat the water are you?你係乜水? ) n+ }0 X! N( X/ ^- X3 J
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? / x' y! V# L( y. f4 X

% w2 [; S# f+ |; b) B" l* E) tDo you big me?你大我呀? ) {; k# o0 {" }' j

+ c0 Y7 g! s; r- M2 Z& T: L! U& mZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 & }( r9 I: s* ^% U: Q) k/ B6 A
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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0 k* h" q8 I' X) y4 H, p: nCut girl 界女 - T$ a- ^8 q9 N( X( _. K- u( A% I% M
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ , f- F4 ]: Y/ [

: z  G1 ]3 G) ^# S8 D: m  cCollect father收爹
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  ^7 A8 m. ?5 f9 OYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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2 G8 |, B# `" o8 P8 pLaugh die me.笑死我。 / T; r2 @5 d5 \0 V
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ! \& `, q! L2 [
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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: {, P2 p' e  F# jHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
3 c1 E0 d4 D2 p( t9 X! A你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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7 r" A2 V% P( G4 Y$ d8 _- vEight woman八婆 ; q( R7 _2 h  o7 a) J4 w

' q2 Q2 B2 T) V4 _+ W; M" oEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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: Q- @; G# L; d# L1 w' QKing eight egg.王八蛋 # P- i+ v% _$ w6 e" u5 z) _4 s% j& C2 p
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Black son黑仔
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6 i. J$ M7 W& r5 j6 v' o  ZToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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1 O9 X9 e  {! H$ T, f; ~) n9 G9 DWear grass著草
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% [0 E1 y2 w' Q1 U/ b) r$ FI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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3 R  S2 J, O! z% o0 M4 k0 e9 U4 UI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 - u. |# x( N1 J9 u

$ a! y8 v2 {: B. A2 x( f4 ]A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 2 d( ]# p/ |/ [* z# q- L

0 k9 A) u$ q% ^9 t+ DGood mother.好娘 * J& [" D# S& n! {/ q) k$ e6 s9 i  G

% a( f+ q) z! }/ X) |, i8 N0 WYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 2 G4 ?+ t0 a/ K* P4 @4 Q0 H
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Old dot.老點
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% H! x1 {! g0 P/ p+ U4 ?One old water 一舊水
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& [' \: W1 g) rWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? + R: ^. d* \! M5 i
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ( s" f' }& a( z) L, A# A
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 4 z% W' Y9 F4 S" B# l& c

; r! [4 I# U+ w3 o; V4 qA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 ; L# p& Y3 A2 `& ^

5 U" V& {3 ~; K/ U6 w; ~2 ^2 Q% XPump water.抽水
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1 q- @# p2 f4 D: q! V: iTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔