香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
2 o9 ~( C' m; L; S甘多人死，唔见你死。 7 B0 n4 ]) T7 x8 q' Y" }/ F
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
# o! Q- e3 ^+ k) K$ u3 q你教我以后点出嚟行?
# E1 A5 E8 {5 s  B3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 3 V5 A# V% M* \
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
  i, l  U8 {! [, C# u0 ]1 S# E4 "I saw a pork chop" 9 Q4 s' P! Y- \/ u
我见到件猪扒啊。 % i1 v8 X/ e, I" ~
5 Are you road? 7 a& O' G2 k, i1 M9 x. I
你系咪路啊？
5 |4 k  H9 Q0 M  R: D6 What the water are you? & j4 U) x! i! T: a6 N  \& U
你系乜水啊？ * I7 u" v; \. g; L" m8 ^
7 Do you big me?
' Y& a/ Y0 c# d' y& f你大我啊？
9 |7 h0 o  C1 y: P# H$ V8 m3 d% j7 e; L8 Zebra chops people.
2 Y- p2 ]; Z9 J! D, V班马劈友。
# @9 @6 x5 }+ D# K7 b9 The king of the cutting girl.
! \, x( F1 |1 s# I2 h, T7 u! m界女王。
" m/ p4 z1 J6 |& i2 O0 b, C* x( O. P10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ! I5 Q+ }9 d2 ]& T$ h: ?/ _
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 " [8 \! z7 A2 f. x
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 6 h, S1 j6 n8 F- N8 v+ i
你当我无到？ 5 F& I" L0 \. G8 I% i1 E. E
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 6 O% I  f, y! ~, U% ?2 D& S; t* h
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
. h; e' o8 l' ^+ B' G% g1 l13 Today I was very black son. 5 ^, L$ s0 P5 b& o6 N; r5 X' x1 R
今日我好黑仔。
$ o. U' X& [+ i14 I am wearing grass.
/ I; `' l. ?, v我着紧草。 $ M" U4 c6 ?* w6 y! I
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 5 u& ]+ r: f! c+ z+ I. E. O, r
你未够班同我讲数！
/ v# d* f. f# Z+ B16 Two beat six.
" V& E0 L, i9 o* C4 X  S5 D; r二打六 , J* Z' c! R7 s* A% [% G- C
17 Two five son.
% b% H( Q  G3 M- Z9 V& x# x0 ^4 d二五仔 . ]7 T4 o8 `! Y7 r; Y* l
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
2 H; W; S6 f3 f  Z0 X* B2 a6 ~琴琴青
" v3 }! ~4 Z* [( _19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ) ]$ u" b1 }( N  B
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
0 j- J4 C5 x5 p/ {20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
0 A3 I$ Z3 b1 ]蠢蠢欲動 。 % }6 j. }+ m+ L2 T6 {8 K
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
$ L) C0 I9 u) ]0 ?, U人山人海 。
2 \7 i/ [  A/ R. l: S4 B22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 % k% e! K3 I7 g' o  X5 U5 ~1 q
你算老幾? # @# O% O: x* G* Z5 ~
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
% @9 e8 E/ i7 g5 w7 d% n# s你講乜鬼?
6 t; R% o  S8 H" {8 r" V3 u24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 4 U; R5 T( `* U1 U
我驚你有牙！ 6 N- H+ o, w/ h3 p' z9 D* M
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
, X$ v! Q, ]6 d' Z心花怒放。   
* U2 H2 E7 E7 v" |+ [+ OFish skin 2 I. c. B+ p3 j9 N+ M% B
鱼皮 。 # c7 ^, Z' q. q0 L, Z
Monster of blowing water. 5 l/ B2 M. w6 }: p3 F: G+ {" e
吹水怪。 / Z# d0 [: f' ^$ m# z7 ^
Face green green
, W& V1 h) o! w6 q5 t/ r面青青。
; E1 V7 ~$ u1 |1 x: f7 \4 F& rYou see road carefully " M5 n, n8 N7 n" |1 N( E
你小心睇路
$ x# v7 `$ ^$ q# R/ R  lYou go to street carefully
- f" o) J' s/ W% o+ v# c- j你出街小心D。 & g. I% h  a- G8 F
Do the world
) U; A% v. Z: Q1 S做世界 。   z3 q! Y8 S' u1 S# \
Big tea rice
7 ]' |! I; K, d7 {& S/ |大茶饭 。 , T' u, U; A- G9 G- ]$ l5 x. m" f
American chinese not enough.
5 D9 n/ g& a$ I* c  i" s美中不足。
2 I0 @8 c" a7 y4 }2 m/ _2 OKing eight egg. $ X4 o' x. V9 c: x2 e" q$ n: p, X
王八蛋
% Y, h! Z, S6 XHigh hand. & }2 |: D' t" s0 k5 @( A* H
高手
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8 B: p4 R( l5 E- ?% W5 \; oOld dot. - |$ a8 z% O& d
老点 5 S; h, t  A2 D+ ^% F
One old water 6 ?3 `0 X: R2 F
一旧水 ; g3 g0 T, k$ F2 h0 r0 x
I know your mouse.
8 ^$ j2 m- e4 J1 v9 Z7 c我识你老鼠！
2 H; v( ?+ g2 f! t# U/ z0 H" NMeasure water/Pound water.
, U  {  Q2 ^9 I1 t' v磅水
1 ^5 M/ M0 Q9 `- A: a6 {& ~, hA dragon service.
7 e" N5 _# L9 j& U$ Z; m' A& z/ ]一条龙服务 1 S5 y8 p! N! v- G2 Q, A0 U; N- j
Pump water. 0 r/ A8 w* V$ r! {4 [
**** # h7 Q2 U" L4 y- r# \, U( W) X
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
" u' M% S0 p+ V, ]1 C- u7 m我吹鸡打你班友。
2 H$ `4 W' `; [' k6 q) ?' \You jump building.
4 m% F# j% @! M5 W3 [) L你跳楼啦。 4 V9 W7 N( h- ]! `1 N8 o5 r/ R
You come back home and eat banana
2 Z4 a3 Q7 H  s2 h5 Z你返屋企食蕉啦
- c! O2 Y: }3 E6 w' E9 HI give you a hair.
( j  t/ H6 p) E6 ~3 K$ e我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin 8 T$ M2 {: h/ f' h4 y
收皮 # k( y' Q& f/ X# G8 z9 y
Collect father " M7 d+ j; d5 Z. m
收爹
1 p7 u" Z' `, @; a7 r5 g/ XYou give me collect father.
7 K% v7 _& q: t, `你同我收爹！ ' H1 u* m) F8 X3 L9 q1 f
Laugh die me.
* U6 E+ D1 {# ]: G- _& K笑死我。 ' O  h% p( M0 m1 T2 M
You give me stop. / N4 O( C% M6 e5 O) E& l
你同我企系度。 & S8 `0 l2 y" U
Eight woman 0 |4 g6 Q# d1 \! K- I0 o
八婆
2 e) L* a+ n$ H' w# {5 EEight woman,you are good! # `6 B8 K% e) b: Y+ ?& Z( W) S
八婆，你好o野!
7 N+ ]% f5 m5 Y1 \. h+ fWhat the spring do you do?
- P/ D4 F! r9 s4 h+ c你搞乜春啊? ; |6 J. k8 e) |: a+ F% G
A dog of eating dung
' [6 l& I$ O; D  i食屎狗
9 e& n" A: q. N9 f' SA ghost of ass
2 u+ j) f7 L! V# S3 ]0 s屎忽鬼