香港特色英语！！

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1 So many people die, never see you die.
$ Z7 Z- t/ K9 {) f甘多人死，唔见你死。
! c. J2 X6 N% T2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
! H# m, l! x# [4 `$ ?; g2 F你教我以后点出嚟行?
+ q; w8 ]" a2 l3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
" |, P3 }* I$ W, X3 E如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ) ~. V' P; d5 R+ ]8 A/ V
4 "I saw a pork chop" + g; x4 Y1 s2 z1 y- J
我见到件猪扒啊。
7 i+ F8 m; {0 r" T5 _0 [' }( P' y# X5 Are you road?
8 P4 l- p! n9 Y* A你系咪路啊？
* l  q( M3 c- S" b: L9 |0 j/ E6 What the water are you? 0 r# ^$ k- ~2 ]
你系乜水啊？
( H2 O) \4 R5 k" R7 Do you big me?
5 G8 x5 ^  T) ~" \* _+ t8 V! s7 }8 Z6 {你大我啊？
( O+ p! u% K" s+ F$ ]8 Zebra chops people.
4 d9 Z- j7 h/ `: O" m班马劈友。 2 f- N+ A5 ?) w- j  B
9 The king of the cutting girl. * W3 _+ R* r. j3 o
界女王。 0 X  K+ N% |) g; `) T& e8 }5 o/ m
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 8 M; N5 a& z+ w! M- {
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
0 P+ S. w' o+ y% j$ t! z- x11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 8 L" C! Y; z& Z/ F1 y. w9 D
你当我无到？ $ K8 `$ o+ g  z4 J2 g2 P
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
1 B7 ]7 M) I0 ]5 }你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ) i6 n- s$ }0 Q" n  D6 W1 ^6 O
13 Today I was very black son.
$ n" j& n, x2 T2 }# y3 ^# h: g5 b今日我好黑仔。
. @2 \9 ]) g$ T$ w* m14 I am wearing grass. , |; C& P6 k5 I8 N; ]. l5 G
我着紧草。 / P4 T6 G' R9 ~
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 4 ?5 j0 p! `! t  i
你未够班同我讲数！ , U5 ^. }8 a2 L; }* I/ ?
16 Two beat six.
) M' l/ A' A$ ~6 E2 \二打六
* S4 [5 s5 k  C9 h+ ~17 Two five son.
6 t! S- Y: m: u7 K二五仔
) l/ F% v& ]/ E2 ~% L: |18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 % R9 l% M5 j7 c- f( n7 X  b
琴琴青 " E9 _3 U* t3 P
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 % z* G, g8 P# w1 G% T) f6 z
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
7 I2 G& s' F) f1 j20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
* y# Q0 P4 x. F" X蠢蠢欲動 。
& S) K7 N* q4 E1 f3 P% J% f2 }7 a21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
$ C4 r9 D1 X5 d+ l2 _4 r, G人山人海 。 1 p; e- y. D- c, ~7 K4 y; T
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 " V- l  ]& @# l* B6 {1 f2 ~
你算老幾?
$ R+ O* @4 B0 u7 y: D* O23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 + z4 M& G0 x) l  M
你講乜鬼? % A+ J4 t7 M+ F5 C
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
  D$ K& s  [+ ?8 f" k$ ^) k我驚你有牙！
) {( M' M) g# h& k25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
& k( a& H* o9 ^6 v# J心花怒放。   
* Z8 M6 }) ^; |( NFish skin . N: T( V  X2 S) U2 b
鱼皮 。 # Z" R& I! a8 @9 l. m+ X$ {+ r% N
Monster of blowing water. / n8 j4 X, r, u# j; Z% L% @& J
吹水怪。 , F) x+ U7 x" o; n' c
Face green green $ f/ @; E2 u2 i7 a4 g0 B
面青青。
. `0 X# G' @- C' [& y$ ^7 MYou see road carefully ; I4 f' O' z& e  j& c* P: a3 e
你小心睇路 / [4 ?8 d: R0 [. I
You go to street carefully ( b/ ~- L+ Z+ v' [9 B( i: }
你出街小心D。
- j0 ?  H- c; J' |6 ?Do the world . |0 g6 L5 j( M. n
做世界 。 ( ]5 g& b! ?0 q0 o
Big tea rice & Z7 i& L  T8 v
大茶饭 。
& n  P1 U' d1 X- s+ kAmerican chinese not enough.
. F& H4 |0 n" x5 A3 E美中不足。
+ Z+ P9 o* {) n, R  sKing eight egg.
5 T( g8 Z( l' q4 f王八蛋 - r7 Q4 }' N7 y; J! U1 l# ^# D/ g
High hand.
/ \: U; t1 Q: B8 V7 J/ ~. K3 x3 u高手
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8 q! ]: `! V& }* q! FOld dot.
) a4 d7 c* g+ F3 ]老点 4 _% }& T6 x& R2 f( C- D# u: B
One old water
2 R% ^9 J1 U6 h- v9 p8 o. Z一旧水
/ r* Z1 o6 I% z/ c! m/ v, w' uI know your mouse.
% Z/ Z" n5 b# I* d* d/ R' o' E2 Q我识你老鼠！
9 k, H2 W. W$ ~/ V  NMeasure water/Pound water.
( B0 K2 ^+ b# Q* K; y. N磅水 % V6 U& z. k  f* Q
A dragon service. 8 o* C' Q, S$ v% w* I) H
一条龙服务
, i, F2 y( p# |Pump water. 7 W& u" ?6 K/ H# g' d0 v
**** 4 \2 r. K* }1 T8 w0 t% S
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
' A' @1 K7 \1 u我吹鸡打你班友。
# E6 @8 k( U+ x8 T' nYou jump building.
$ V$ M5 X6 `4 c& _7 _5 {$ C你跳楼啦。 - `. H- ^& I, X1 r
You come back home and eat banana - U7 U0 T+ [- D4 ]; b: ?
你返屋企食蕉啦 ! t  X) C% p( B& R4 ^$ J0 N3 N
I give you a hair.
9 z2 j# O; p# ~6 B" l4 ?我俾条毛你ar! , _  y, `1 @. O6 V
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Collect skin
$ X7 ^3 n. V) J收皮
6 \4 c- C' @5 m) N  aCollect father
/ [0 {% A$ ]4 Q/ d, i收爹 # m0 U" G" j, ^* v/ s4 W
You give me collect father.
- v$ |0 G& @( ?0 d# X你同我收爹！
3 e7 c1 G2 [5 Z3 A. E; YLaugh die me. ! E+ T! u$ s' L5 |, {2 B
笑死我。
4 d' s( c7 `" r+ E3 _You give me stop. ; `- X! D) n9 h& d, K$ t% E6 R
你同我企系度。
4 f. o  P9 i! c/ g$ S- aEight woman / s1 R  g8 O' R
八婆 ! m* T  d7 f& z
Eight woman,you are good!
: T% r$ ?: O+ V: Y9 V1 {) }1 R5 Q八婆，你好o野!
% {* G1 l! ]) R4 y. JWhat the spring do you do? 1 W4 M! ^' l5 M! G/ G; t: e
你搞乜春啊?
" [( N( s5 c/ F. mA dog of eating dung
% O# T. K) `4 C0 h* Z* ~食屎狗 + y/ B" D: Q' n5 R1 l2 v
A ghost of ass ' o0 L# {3 d' @- c/ e8 g- _
屎忽鬼