香港特色英语！！

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1 So many people die, never see you die.   B! K& w6 K4 i. x; _2 f' C& J- y
甘多人死，唔见你死。
+ A, `# k2 k( @2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
# Q" \' D" m& B# I5 Z1 j- l, }你教我以后点出嚟行?
5 u" L$ s% s2 ?3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. + K9 v7 V* u2 H4 M+ f" c
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
; K7 @+ Q; `: `4 "I saw a pork chop"
; d# d! _! l* |; b1 ?% @$ A我见到件猪扒啊。 ( N: b  A  d( I$ c  x5 h
5 Are you road? : W( H% y# f6 D  K
你系咪路啊？
. }1 }+ r0 r9 W- \4 U# Y' {0 W) @6 What the water are you? % [' a' U3 q( c+ o) v1 w/ X
你系乜水啊？
- ?1 j  m& ], y% U, ?) c* j7 Do you big me? : f3 q9 H8 c6 t! E/ t  V# C
你大我啊？
5 i: R9 P0 Z+ Q( A8 Zebra chops people. & Y: x: v. R* A! {0 E
班马劈友。
# d+ C7 \5 `: p/ `9 The king of the cutting girl.
# c7 K5 X( Z$ K+ @: L: @  f( j  X界女王。
% q: C1 o6 M3 y: Z% C10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 9 D' t! ~: C( B$ x' g
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
) e& X( B0 ^* S11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 5 M! W5 f$ ^5 b$ p, m5 L& z4 |
你当我无到？
9 w. c; D8 X4 p/ ?2 G- X; @12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. $ ~( T" l0 g0 Z' ^' ^* J2 ?- X9 K+ o
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ " W3 Y+ N0 R: |$ D, t" K. x# _
13 Today I was very black son. 3 x8 A' M9 Q. y  z0 m
今日我好黑仔。
$ D* b$ W) S- g4 I; S) `3 b" h0 ?/ G8 [14 I am wearing grass.
' C) e3 z1 E6 C8 c我着紧草。 6 W- l  }. C" A& R- H
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
3 }" c% T3 R6 L& a' t. {# T2 [  ^你未够班同我讲数！ 9 ^% T7 e. v2 {# E1 v2 a* R" h  i
16 Two beat six.
2 {; E* n4 }) ~! }% Z- r二打六
* l* ^+ h5 b) T6 P) x17 Two five son. ( Z# F6 K! q/ ~9 q6 k+ k
二五仔 $ W* F8 |* H4 N
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 " B8 |. \9 i4 C- R) }1 s* w
琴琴青 / E# M& P$ i0 `' c4 u! o
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
( k+ Z) B: y4 a# q* k我俾D顏色你睇睇！
( T( S5 U7 G, ?20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
# }* L! \  ~3 s) N) p0 A. |& O蠢蠢欲動 。
; p0 x2 I& S* Z- q6 V  z- H$ {1 \21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 8 Q- k1 U9 `+ e# j- Q/ g2 B  [
人山人海 。
7 q5 m% F0 U4 ?- d22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
; S% {  b' @, |' ^你算老幾?
  I0 v; W) W8 ^5 b+ N% B! p# N23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 7 F( U/ E; l+ x
你講乜鬼? % ?: X5 G% O, F' R$ j
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 9 L) Y" L' l6 [; ]0 s# q4 |
我驚你有牙！
: c/ {0 I! C7 v" B3 x25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
  ~& J4 x( p' b) A心花怒放。   
( s# q" U) ~8 ?* O4 I! B  V3 E% `5 CFish skin
" ]& N2 @- I4 _. [3 r5 \) v; _鱼皮 。
3 B' ^' C: M/ u. g* x1 \2 C7 DMonster of blowing water.
; e& u& n, b& D  u4 n9 v吹水怪。 " s' e$ x9 ^& n: ]9 N
Face green green
" B5 N1 G9 r8 @: V. W" p4 H8 Y面青青。 2 }5 z# r) u. ^* c) f/ C
You see road carefully ( I8 ]/ H$ Q' Y. N  {6 C
你小心睇路 ! C# x& ?3 n. q, Q6 G; ^# V  _
You go to street carefully ! @+ ]) I3 O6 ]: f" k
你出街小心D。
5 d3 B- V  C0 S; p- ADo the world # G2 J! f6 d5 E0 x. {- t2 V: _% L
做世界 。 ( \: f/ j6 I. K# _  ^) U
Big tea rice   J4 x8 B: A5 c
大茶饭 。 " L3 l% m; G! I) B+ B0 Y  n) |
American chinese not enough. 8 d- x- q7 ?. k* V6 h5 u7 s8 W, `- ^; \
美中不足。
# ]( F" _+ O" G6 V/ ZKing eight egg.
7 Q" H6 k, G7 ^王八蛋 ! X! J2 H# Y* Y; `
High hand.
  u# y, y- E4 ]$ p8 [高手 8 B; d- C. m" r6 o1 L7 o2 o
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Old dot. ' P% f- J/ s. E6 U6 S: V8 s& N
老点 4 S5 a  y0 M4 A) q  U
One old water ( Z; P: q; @9 r1 F+ o
一旧水
: |4 k: \6 ?. ^0 nI know your mouse. ) g: W; d6 D+ q' \' K! C
我识你老鼠！ 5 U  w6 s9 X5 Z
Measure water/Pound water. 2 v) x+ w2 {, E0 g  \' [
磅水 9 G7 B& [. n6 G; N9 g& [
A dragon service.
0 Q& p. N( y2 B* I% c一条龙服务 * N" D" m' F, {4 |% u2 i
Pump water. # ?+ a1 u: p5 X; l) ]3 I
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' F$ E* Z% M; X7 I) yI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
+ d* P0 v- x: j& V( `! N9 ]我吹鸡打你班友。 9 G( G& [% ~# S9 G- M  I
You jump building.
! N5 R! i$ F* X  w. ^1 z  p你跳楼啦。
4 g4 A7 g3 d! f* B3 VYou come back home and eat banana
7 k- B: ?/ ]& c8 P& l你返屋企食蕉啦
% A( h4 [5 v: a, T* R. s" g" \I give you a hair. 1 |( |2 X7 T$ H( u% T" m
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin + w- B2 t) Z7 T3 @' F  z
收皮 ; L( a* A- t1 g" ^% t- c0 B  ]% o* l" j
Collect father 7 }" j- U% A/ V
收爹 ! |" `' ^5 @' E* j! C
You give me collect father. # `$ V' I" b7 M! o2 r7 w
你同我收爹！
; n( w+ Z5 m# O2 C. b% zLaugh die me.
6 W5 }4 J7 y) r! H# \. ~$ {% p" t8 f笑死我。 2 m$ ?" E! c4 w2 d
You give me stop.
8 U: s0 D, _6 M8 C% y% w9 B你同我企系度。 # |+ a' e, L7 F8 T! F& e' U/ g
Eight woman 1 G- Z  }# ?* j
八婆 / `+ W; p3 W; Q& B
Eight woman,you are good!
% z3 b* r. _/ |7 f& f8 L八婆，你好o野! / ?- d& o, b7 ~4 {8 k
What the spring do you do?
5 z4 O/ d! B8 l: A' P, a; I4 S2 U你搞乜春啊? ' d7 y( D! F; h' F- V9 }  B
A dog of eating dung ( d- K9 O7 G& i% N0 P
食屎狗 5 S7 l: X! ~) H' [: D
A ghost of ass
. F  j- l* }0 m1 E' G( v, h屎忽鬼