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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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! J/ T( O/ K5 J4 p  a性本善:Sex is good.
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% G8 G7 R7 d' X4 A9 f& f0 b性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ; g& `7 j3 a+ v6 ^* x6 u
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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2 O1 q0 r* W2 ^/ ~) l  {/ w性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. - |; @" F* h$ C  F
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教之道:The way of learning it 0 k  L& k3 U1 |
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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" q% G3 N" p. m$ B, A: i. g擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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! L4 w! a) a! f! y0 ]0 t子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. & A$ u( _- e% j* T
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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$ K: E& N/ G% h/ C4 e名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 6 R; X6 ]3 z* P3 ?$ y

9 u; K8 J& R# x: F& v養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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* ?  F' Z' f% e* N教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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0 y# ^5 k  R0 F9 h7 u師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 8 E' \6 @5 Z6 q: G5 e" t
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ( U0 E2 `0 V0 z, T/ v

, H4 X6 ~3 i1 v* K% s7 b幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ! |; p5 F1 D1 I+ ~5 C6 p6 B  e3 @: J* ?

, x! l4 _& ]: ]1 t, V! T2 }! E老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 8 H: F* c4 q$ Z- d# q: G) e

: M" d; G- B! k0 _9 F% k玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, & A/ }! J3 i, k, {' ]
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 5 [4 j4 l  e; g3 g/ N: N- V

# P6 X8 t4 i* k& r% o. o7 K不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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