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人之初:At the beginning of life. - \" P# Y# l2 v$ O, \0 Z- @1 N
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性本善:Sex is good.
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8 m* h+ a) Q* W; S9 O0 k性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. & h. q% ]8 U3 {; A
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 3 O2 S9 R4 V! U% X7 C
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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+ b' s" `, e1 W性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. $ F" t7 w# u9 o- y3 b
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教之道:The way of learning it
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8 t) y) e1 {; V7 |7 {( u貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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, h- U' X( c! V- H/ [7 \昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 5 r* U& m) r0 r, ^% E
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 8 x8 B* _0 w6 `6 _; Y  k+ L7 `% z4 N

% W, p6 F; c2 B+ Y+ M% h$ Z斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 3 O- `9 Z1 E& F/ _
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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2 P$ C3 g0 ~) A, `% `7 n有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 8 c# K+ y7 A, D- Q' X5 a5 ]

* L1 j5 M  m- V( X' R9 t教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. " {$ k+ F( _2 P) P7 d. r

* \" e6 A0 L0 a& f0 g養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 3 B5 X1 T1 E4 M& e( r9 o

) b- ?4 ^# D1 g# I! W父之過 :It is all your fault. / _( m) W% o3 H' m" O2 b5 x$ ^, B
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, . m( N0 h9 T3 W8 Y3 v

& X3 n  A2 O0 R+ }師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 5 |) j  t+ `) x' o
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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% H0 ]$ w) e2 G/ Q非所宜 :but that is a real mistake / C' ]7 L" i. V
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 9 ]" p$ V- W9 A8 t
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged / f6 q7 [8 }3 N$ R# Q

9 V  ?5 s8 a+ W1 w玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 2 v9 P6 q( r3 Q9 ]' m/ B) X

* P( {5 [. z. p( u# N6 k不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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  m  ]- W/ l) V, \& _不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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