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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life. . x& E$ I) Y1 D' b
P1 ?! e9 N3 q' z( U; f性本善:Sex is good.
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& W M- P: s' U) y9 B6 C性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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* F$ t; W7 v6 ~習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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3 V f" i3 K1 ?! v苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. , Y6 O L9 s6 E3 u: g
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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2 V3 x' g* H# z3 N$ Z* a( e貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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6 F3 a- J" Q. {* u- g昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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9 _7 H. k6 P- ^4 s擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 3 B- S2 x+ i# M$ w3 L9 C' n+ ?# W
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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! H% @) ?8 K: L- C& Y! k9 V# ?6 I斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 1 B5 D& d. \1 M$ g5 ~
( H8 R5 F+ u( p3 m2 [- R) y竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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% g. C3 u7 U D. j* K( s1 Y; F- Y* A有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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& ?% R& ~( ^, k' T% R9 z2 L$ k名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 5 o6 i8 A* ?, O' K) h- l; j K
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 3 B' D5 B7 C# ] ^) L0 y
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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) W" r! C- \0 @! r1 g/ j子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ) i- ?9 c* r* Q; g! ?. j1 [
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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# s$ z: ?$ a* D玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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4 X# {/ K$ s' c( ]. e不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 0 N9 S/ k8 V! P* y
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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