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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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7 {+ k- m# D; O5 k性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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) u7 p. T% L( ?$ f; j6 B& W習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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" ?: \( Z* K9 E- e5 E7 I1 w苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ! u" J$ d1 V( E3 @0 ^

* t5 s/ u! t5 H$ V, v( k: V1 i教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ! J, M1 E' B& D4 F2 S+ w; [

# `% Y. J; ^0 O' Y4 y昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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2 j$ k- D. @, \. P1 h5 G5 ]2 b子不學:If you don't study hard,
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7 {. x4 ~3 p+ q) P. t' Q斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.   ^' f$ O; [: X# P

3 Q! q- `; a+ i, p9 l8 u6 J竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous $ X( w) V9 h3 u1 z! _# p% c" R

$ ~9 n! f9 q8 G. I6 W5 E5 C7 z有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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7 b2 e- P! H  F' a( a教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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0 h( h: r, w8 A/ N; [8 F養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. $ @. r" _4 z$ E3 k2 N; d

/ S* A. t" W, w: y教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, " U  q7 w/ n. _+ t5 G+ p
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. : ?2 R4 @+ F6 h7 |+ L8 k

5 E& @1 d- Q. e* k+ x4 h子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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/ m: u, J: k3 I; \4 F非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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! Q; b7 D* B: e9 }2 n# Z幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 9 M! Q8 i0 S  M6 |. Q; e

/ ?5 l6 _- A* s老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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6 b6 b" T# {1 ^. i3 u3 h9 N: t玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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# A4 W& t  s, I. j不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ' C; S2 s1 |9 z

1 K3 d/ P8 ~0 R% n& U9 X0 u人不學 :If you don't learn sex, & ?, z3 e: R& o
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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