港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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6 }( \. L% B0 R: h+ w0 v（轉）港式英語 6 t/ k4 V7 {* I7 k) L  ^
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 1 m0 k0 c' A/ b2 \. q

' {! R5 F  X/ d1 N) m  \& zYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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! M; Z1 q- w9 v- ?- DIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 6 w$ ^9 {4 {  B: V5 o: {' b

2 f  A( D& d, d  r! FFall on a street@@ 。 ) m- {& n3 S! \* Z8 s

2 E/ t6 I  p/ d/ `fall on your street.""你個"K" 0 X8 W+ p0 n' }/ e! `2 j- x8 U

3 j( f, K. V! g! S1 rBlow water吹水
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% F1 \- q9 ^( }Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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* ]1 b. t' g$ t( v5 oBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 N* x( W1 C3 G0 L* P
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 ' S2 E6 `( e9 c) W. N* d1 r
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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1 D' @& q$ h1 s' R/ H8 O( v* SYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 3 d! ^: i6 G7 K) D1 K9 n

8 F9 d, p' {. A1 ]. YYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 0 N+ e: n3 w( C

$ i8 L/ f9 {+ i4 pPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 & G8 {% H4 F% c9 _( J; Q
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? & I* m9 u4 w8 i7 z( i5 r

) X- }; _2 R0 P" b- X- tEat banana食蕉 + C2 I( T0 V; h2 b2 R

$ A/ H! c; ^; C0 X- G' Y- J* c1 yYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ! V2 c( z% l, t
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 7 k% C% ^$ E3 S+ p  @. c
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What the water are you?你係乜水? " C2 D8 K( i% {+ U. }8 P( w& C( `( x( i
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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, R9 W0 M. o; I9 X) K  X6 g0 TDo you big me?你大我呀? 6 v- q  [+ H6 v5 S

5 f  t3 T5 o% ]  L" A2 F) AZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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& i7 _( r7 c1 i/ J1 cDo the world做世界 。 4 u2 [" F- r6 k; Y0 W/ a
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 . Q' u9 j+ O' ?* t; A

8 ~( K+ g# R! ~" c: {% IWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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8 r1 c+ M* W$ t3 _* XThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 5 @( P3 S; }' s  I/ a4 |* P

9 m' Z- t# v4 {- {+ tCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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' T4 J: Y, q; K# Q# aI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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. l$ i$ J8 ^3 C9 F7 `: aCollect father收爹 ) o* Y' x/ p: `; ]0 D; I: @. C
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ ) @2 i7 z; _: O6 E2 k4 H8 _
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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1 o$ j6 _$ z3 h, N0 ~. ]5 o, kLaugh die me.笑死我。
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5 q; j6 G( O0 M3 X" sYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 6 R, |$ i0 c! S* n* Y6 V$ @

2 V. j1 J: D/ d9 {, S+ q! Y3 yAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。   `  g' W5 Z' s0 r9 f$ M
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
1 l6 y9 D9 D+ D; ]+ e* e你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 & @) j2 Y: d) i) i

0 R  D  J/ C- ?Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! % n, E+ @( u9 u
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King eight egg.王八蛋 1 K+ ~6 [' W( i" V

% h$ F; X- n, L; W" HBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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# s! C2 Q' ]$ N6 {I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 # U+ V# |9 j* \* x* [

7 R$ W  N- `. k+ Q1 NI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 # g2 n9 B6 |$ A) G! ^+ {

) ~+ c/ i" l+ m8 B! @# B& T5 N! }5 YA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 # h( T$ a, ?0 M1 |

  k, `; Y! n. JTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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/ f3 m( ?) X* f. M+ h  s+ [3 i8 L. BGood mother.好娘
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/ M+ N; E# X8 e4 bYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 : f( i% p8 I- k3 r- j$ z6 @

9 h2 f4 ]( ?/ `3 DWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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; d$ \- V* ~) b9 d6 PA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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! s& l: a5 E( c2 D: wA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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2 }5 _1 X6 ^, ~+ d) FMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 ( f0 m3 |* T* v6 {

; M! W0 @2 H; j; R! k, p% J" dA dragon service.一條龍服務
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0 ]; K: j9 Z+ C2 y: ^$ CHold hold water.楂楂水 : @# W1 f- k% X
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Pump water.抽水 & A4 c) g- N+ r1 s& V

* G5 _/ J! T" J7 w4 Z- d3 ZTwo hit six.二打六 / v$ j# W0 T4 ]( N1 r& |
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Two five boy.二五仔