港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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, o) e9 X+ H  H7 ~（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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5 r0 D4 M) L3 KPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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/ J8 u4 z0 c7 R) ]' [4 z# XI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ - p; h7 z0 o. P! r3 m) i9 C$ b
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ + s' Y4 L7 W5 C  l4 G( O
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ " L3 n2 b9 L) P# J$ @
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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$ Y6 ?4 @% T( b$ g) U  n+ A# LFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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2 i. V& E6 q+ G/ r* ^Blow water吹水& K0 X' Z# {9 i; H* b7 {

7 r! O: Y7 k4 M6 ]Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 , }# N$ @% u$ [) X& H/ t+ ^
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ) O6 T# A1 f. W: @
我吹雞打你班友 。 8 L: x, y6 X  y" X" I
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。   P" W+ o' [! P
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Face green green臉青青 。 0 K$ Q) \. Z+ j- z
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"   P8 N( o, y) M) r
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 4 S/ Q, m. j$ q& Q
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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# \4 c' \4 _6 _. q" J: J" CYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 5 d; s% y: a/ D1 b
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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) J' H! `/ v/ HAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 4 @; C$ b( D6 \, [5 J0 d
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Eat banana食蕉 & @6 j# e4 W8 n2 U
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 " h. {' J( Y0 v( b' T0 `
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? ; X6 }6 ?7 M: ?/ e; a* o
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 9 W- T9 X# F- c* }
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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* m7 v/ h6 L# H9 ^Do the world做世界 。   @2 g$ G8 w& {+ {5 @

- G5 K% `  f, S) s! p+ X. e" ^) J) b* bBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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4 B7 m9 J, |( _7 q: u6 lWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 2 o( F( H+ N" c0 _/ t  j% Q
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Cut girl 界女 9 O1 D8 |, ^/ J" J8 |+ i
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 $ f. L$ U( s" u9 f' `3 v
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ # g5 W. ]% \3 P# i- w
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 9 X, Q; \8 ?+ @
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Collect father收爹 / J) a& N: [& F

. k. O/ D! v) @/ VYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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2 m, n* S7 `/ k  o: U* xDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? . I+ O+ V6 R! \" t- Y$ ^( u2 {

* c$ |2 J+ n; SLaugh die me.笑死我。 2 p! f( d) J! X3 @
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 2 e9 q) l  U- F2 x9 }

' }* |) _) U4 ^6 Q* s# `American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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. Z& p1 @  ~5 r+ }" U+ W8 x7 t2 oHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 : M1 w/ ^* M, f0 ]0 j- a+ G
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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! U& X+ m4 z+ }1 t0 y+ f% s& S3 REight woman八婆
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3 [2 [# z. O% ]* j: F; ]+ @+ }Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! $ a, F4 X1 x. u# r, |
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King eight egg.王八蛋 ' h& r/ l5 A4 V; W1 [) C' T
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Black son黑仔 4 h( H& {- a/ d; a4 J! N& r

% }8 q7 g& W/ m6 b1 ?, V, z/ t# wToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 5 {0 m5 D& V( B$ h2 c  ?+ M

. k9 Q5 R' ], E. z: uWear grass著草
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4 E1 T& G; E9 W7 X! rI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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: Z8 p2 P0 D) TI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ ' ?3 s2 M+ O$ c! X2 L

' m" R: P3 h: z7 OHigh hand.高手
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/ M8 e' P1 R7 o2 j5 n3 @1 `  XA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ) K/ C& G- U+ Q% V; y

/ ~2 ?7 F) n1 T% D  g( FTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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/ i. \7 y' m+ X/ o" Z1 kGood mother.好娘 & l' o3 t8 k1 [% ~6 n6 w

1 p% {# X" C, iYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ : D+ h; g* m0 ?2 I
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Old dot.老點 & ?! E0 U8 C; r* M5 u/ X
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One old water 一舊水 " p/ m5 e+ m$ j3 M: G$ c2 ~

$ p( K5 I* [8 r) X% p" t5 y# Z6 oWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 6 D5 {" K8 N/ l) w. r( }* G- K
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 2 K; `# H& Z$ L4 ^& l8 Q

$ H3 |9 h/ G' L+ ^% D: m/ e: SA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 1 o8 H3 i+ ?5 ~) c4 U- P* ]

/ w: R+ |( h" z+ }Measure water/Pound water.磅水 : c' ]1 r/ N+ n/ l- x

, r0 K3 P; V# c* B. K/ \A dragon service.一條龍服務 # R8 K7 L6 O7 y0 `9 E5 D+ ?, ^

9 N8 E5 T" f! R( GHold hold water.楂楂水 ; Z" M3 p/ j5 B" Q$ r

$ U, m' [% X. a, o: i) P' ]% SPump water.抽水
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  L* ?) l7 Z0 U6 T  B6 H6 Y% XTwo hit six.二打六 & s$ c7 F7 x& d. R9 Y& L/ N  J
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Two five boy.二五仔