港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ( J/ x6 |8 s- {. q
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ ; d3 U8 Z% o; B5 E1 J
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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; X2 d) |  S- u; O( i, RIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 ) d( O( O, l8 K/ _

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fall on your street.""你個"K" 7 q6 G7 n$ k- k

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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 5 a3 j3 ?$ v' v5 o
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Blow chicken吹雞 5 v" n1 n0 R! o. q

. C2 Y* _3 X! T. K) UI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. " O# {1 K4 {7 ~4 A# Y  y* V! G, V, U
我吹雞打你班友 。 0 y1 n) `& U! `' z

; r  Y" e6 X& b7 l+ tStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ) C4 W, P1 I, W  [8 w  ^% g
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Face green green臉青青 。 " o6 [5 d1 E0 H+ ~! y( \
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" / x- ]" p! u- K  N+ k+ q; G; Q2 `& [, _
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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0 ~/ ]) ]0 E; U6 G$ Q  |6 `You see road carefully你小心睇路。 8 J4 V1 ~$ _' _# F' S- Y' H
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 5 X8 |# D7 f* n9 A8 a

+ U: N* a% M9 I- WYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 / t6 ]: j7 A  f1 O2 ?4 V8 V) V

% u% D( q9 j) H) }  ?; I' `People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? : J/ {* l+ J& R6 V

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  x/ O* D" w; u! HYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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5 v, o0 A- g  I: _How senior are you?你算老幾? + M, r; Q, {; w* e6 L- W
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 8 w) f/ ]  \; J! \

! T0 ?& ]; O1 m% S( {+ BWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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' M9 Y1 S4 z7 s& f, oZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 8 b* \/ D2 t+ B# m4 Q( H5 b
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Do the world做世界 。 7 C( L- C# u5 ~- y
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 4 H8 F# S) i8 F4 s
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Cut girl 界女
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' }/ b5 J/ Z8 l5 S3 H$ lThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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( ?; y9 a- \" l+ O. i" PCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ : L! v) A# j6 `. s4 m' X( D

" x. `4 z1 p6 [8 V4 c4 h! ^I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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/ H: l& u! e$ O9 dCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ $ Z1 j* V( c4 `  F+ H

8 U( @! L/ ^1 b0 tDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 , C- S3 `: F0 w9 {: r

) f! z/ Y- ]- U2 ~. ]6 rHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. : o  ^' T4 B; c7 q6 `
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆
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& `2 |: K+ w* QEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 5 \( g% M1 h6 H( |
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Black son黑仔 % u5 v/ v$ E" N- d% {
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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( z- I$ K% J; y( rWear grass著草 0 ^/ i1 b  Q! z  b
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 6 c5 U+ O7 h# m( u( s* B3 s
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ $ S; Z! h1 h" x# ~2 X! p

, z5 k# e4 k2 B/ JHigh hand.高手 . T" a/ z" Z/ `) F$ \

& Q  A( z8 @5 [& `A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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& H$ E- ^; U* |1 D" KTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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" A4 i; ]* U6 i+ W6 \; `Good mother.好娘 ) j% B$ {7 v+ o- {) a# w  L
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點 7 {* ^) [9 P  i: c
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One old water 一舊水 3 W) T0 F8 c( L3 s: k/ |6 Y

# N$ Z& o/ U3 K) k6 U- j3 ~; @  EWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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4 T* j; v# X# w* dA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ! F  z. d7 Z, E. T
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 + y9 s0 D/ A/ q2 |- p

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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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' W/ Z) i! P+ t! OHold hold water.楂楂水
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$ H# l3 E* }* y( G7 LPump water.抽水
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, B  T0 ?3 a* Q' E: |' [8 VTwo hit six.二打六 ' m5 J% Y- L, S! X! i% X( o
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Two five boy.二五仔