港式英語… :):):):):)

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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~8 K( s% j1 \' j( y9 y3 F

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Piano piano green 琴琴青 . O* A$ `9 Y, g  c
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 - ?, ~# ~3 i; j5 S# n

1 B" s" J& z; |9 s, |I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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( @! x% \3 V' h! m0 oYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ & p& k4 |0 W% c  t
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 4 n' J, O: l( H- c

9 r+ {* X( B( i; z5 v) RIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ " J7 ^3 k+ C5 M' g$ _% ~( m

2 }- B6 d& G, ?: Z5 r) XFish skin~魚皮 。 ; x0 }3 V+ N7 s4 I+ X
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Fall on a street@@ 。 # ~2 K& r& N" l/ I+ E

5 x2 x" d4 {, e* J' n$ Ufall on your street.""你個"K" ' ]; H: C) U$ m; ?2 c$ F

) F+ B- r1 T- F  RBlow water吹水
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, x; w  F  n, `Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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3 b! D; r; r% E8 z( x2 _& {1 UBlow chicken吹雞
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* c4 y: S* T. J% R4 pI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
" B6 \2 M6 w; R) h! z) h" T我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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- `5 K: H$ d0 zFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
) u4 B+ b+ {* l# I2 W點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ! x; V' j0 C4 ]- v. s9 o
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ; }' g9 b1 I# U& {, k
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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8 y: ^, L3 X9 C3 V" ^People mountain people sea人山人海。 5 G# U6 z) |" t7 M: ?5 J

+ f6 q/ h! o8 y6 [) BAre you road?你係唔係路呀?   y4 e5 ]# o! y
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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* W/ o# }; W9 n: h- M% J) MHow senior are you?你算老幾? ; b+ m9 D/ |3 g' T: }

. R( V. O& w7 d( rWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ! ]: H2 O7 H4 M6 L- i
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 2 y+ n: W( M1 M+ X

: }' q0 f9 O+ q/ R* w$ |" R5 H- jZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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8 \, |3 k0 G# i( kDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ; w$ q" A! J- q7 A/ e+ p
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 6 V$ S) ~* ?: j: O% j1 f
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Cut girl 界女 3 w( m/ Z, m  R2 o$ E5 ]! ]) v/ H2 f
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 5 A* O6 A; g$ h

1 O( q, E6 `/ f0 tCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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% p) @4 [! s- [' E6 s: Z' oDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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3 s3 e; k7 w: F- m3 e3 n* V+ c& |Laugh die me.笑死我。 5 U4 X* t2 D$ f9 g# r$ T' T0 c& O
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ' F: Q  E  u  z1 c
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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% g7 S- `5 C  j( K! @$ yYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
) a# r* |( d/ ]9 o4 z% t你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 ; ~9 x7 e, W6 N6 G' Z

' i9 e7 G) r7 o, i+ t7 DEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 2 V2 I' e  z. s+ r6 `" A+ u
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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  m; w1 @& O% t! R* v) a! f, @Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 4 J" X7 F* ]% }, F9 ?! Y/ Q
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！   s+ ?6 o) K6 F3 Q* a4 P( q
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High hand.高手
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( l2 X9 o( U9 EA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 0 n7 H) Q2 H, T% V/ ^
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 5 f5 e7 m) W1 d! z6 B

3 X9 s. T3 i9 A) e! AYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ ' x% }5 A$ k' T, x9 h  z2 G% Q

! b3 {0 s& B, ?$ XOld dot.老點 4 n, {( Y% q3 H' w5 d* r% m

% B9 v  P! C- x; `; y# n, Q4 S+ IOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 . v9 |! y0 D4 x) `5 i
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 0 L& m! d2 p9 a: }) c
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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0 c8 I/ L1 w$ i& i* b/ @3 P, V4 n. hA dragon service.一條龍服務 ! q: d, l2 B# h4 a4 S$ w; w% @

* G1 X  h- t: |3 o; T$ K4 o( T. `% x2 lHold hold water.楂楂水 $ H' t  T3 Z- s/ Z( U
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Pump water.抽水
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4 x4 A9 A7 Q/ c$ A' ]Two hit six.二打六 5 O0 B' |( F' K

& Y' V( ]4 H1 j' p7 w3 Z: hTwo five boy.二五仔