港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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- S8 C; w/ g; ~2 H( W# c（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 / _) M; ?5 ^. g# X! \+ @& N; `) i! H

) R' m" O1 q  g6 i4 t, ^' K/ ^- l# g% zPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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* `5 }2 }# m. C8 l0 `! S- u- FI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ ; |+ |7 `, h& w

) L6 C. Q& \# f( P$ d+ D( X4 k; e2 CYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ - {4 w! n2 [' e9 s$ K

' e% A" |9 g0 x4 z+ V' Y" MI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ; X* I! h/ G9 Z6 Z* e

" T1 k+ j# n3 I( j0 DIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ ! z6 A; ?! l& o3 q# S$ ^

- b) g+ l' ]: B; O+ n6 [$ W( g# b6 I$ WFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" * \6 {7 l- u9 W7 ~) s/ T" x3 D
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Blow water吹水, y, H7 s# R4 p% T( t6 L* B- I

, W' }. V/ ]/ u: ]2 }8 {; [' tMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ( m' w2 q1 c1 @' H' d' i' M

6 `! N+ Y- x$ q9 D9 D  c* }+ nBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. - a5 `/ I" |, Z0 G) X) J) Q/ h4 X) R
我吹雞打你班友 。 : d6 g; x; \% Y" ^0 `! k3 `. A
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 6 R  L, N' n) h1 d! P% X$ z9 u5 M
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
0 G' j" s- F# }8 i1 A* R% h點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ; S7 I" m/ n4 j5 o% @& j
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 : m/ [+ _3 Y1 k

- V5 R; Y$ ~+ J6 BYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 6 ]4 a1 ^( s$ u

* I3 m, H. T! S! x8 G' x5 JPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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; P$ x* f# Y+ {+ Q0 V3 v4 ^Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 8 G, r" S3 P& q5 x5 N) b; p

/ I3 U+ J5 j0 V2 s0 v# QEat banana食蕉 2 K* e0 Q( N! ]
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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! ~* i4 M& ~3 y! m4 x% ^How senior are you?你算老幾? * z2 K$ n; W6 ?2 @3 Q! b

8 C6 t4 l" O& o- V9 c. |! _4 {What the water are you?你係乜水? ! g/ c; ^3 D  s/ C3 _

! E; D, }$ D' D# u# NWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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- c* S9 [" Y) G0 X' KDo you big me?你大我呀? ' a/ V1 a/ |/ s5 ^; P' |

2 {6 ]+ F9 k3 Y5 U* @! v( DZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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" D+ P/ c; }8 M, \Do the world做世界 。
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. r$ W) P1 W- }  wBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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" m2 w' ]. |, h! R. x+ t/ V$ OCut girl 界女
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: O) u9 n1 V. j, OThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ 3 |* U5 S7 @6 S  C9 |0 l* o0 E
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹
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; ~1 r4 U( p  L+ yYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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' {( A, x  `  l: I' M9 vDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? # l/ w" q$ s9 j8 `: G

- O! v. A, \0 @Laugh die me.笑死我。
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9 A. \' W/ t. p) WYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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7 \' w, B/ t3 [American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 # @6 s+ k4 b4 N) F; R
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 4 t& B( g# R% z( \6 M' y. G
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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/ d8 r2 ~$ U# E5 Y# [Eight woman八婆 7 ?3 C0 p  W0 K" z" r; v

! d) y8 X- @: v4 Z0 [Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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+ s9 _$ |! `7 y1 B9 J4 HKing eight egg.王八蛋
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2 X% A* B0 a1 f& jBlack son黑仔 % z, C. g1 B- a; ?# M4 s% G

5 f$ |1 `: K) |4 n6 s9 o; {Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草 ) f+ Z3 W! E9 H1 h9 y7 t# b: J
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 9 a0 b- f! Y$ J2 ?

5 P9 l$ S' m/ E! xHigh hand.高手 0 R0 [0 E3 A5 _+ F  q, E7 T: s! q

) s1 n( v7 r) s+ C2 VA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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+ E  q! Z: n4 ~  r* G, f) b4 w. LTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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% e6 e; k8 O1 ^, m% h/ O7 W! ?You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點 # W% n) f) ?8 u5 f8 Z

2 ]3 B9 n3 Y' G* sOne old water 一舊水   o9 h6 ]8 A- p1 C4 D1 v5 R, O
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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( W1 L& R6 F; [1 ?2 Y% aA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ' R/ f. C, [+ y* k. x" m( h
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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* l; \9 ^& }% xA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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) Y- c0 Z# _0 ~3 }0 N1 ~! YPump water.抽水 2 I# ]% v$ _; [( d3 |) b2 s5 z

6 e' w+ \; C5 y! V0 G2 oTwo hit six.二打六 5 k, e$ N# S9 a, F/ e, k( ]4 @

4 I* Q3 \- S6 _5 a( j  d" L; hTwo five boy.二五仔