港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ! K$ d$ Y  h# a' F0 E' q  T! m

. C# e% W6 |. E6 k/ QI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ + \0 N- z- s$ u+ d# }8 `( y! J
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 ) X* X5 m' W' t
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Fall on a street@@ 。 6 ^( |& X  n/ t+ \9 s
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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# X0 V) s2 O# o2 k, E# Y8 ~Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 7 F# T. i! `9 ?
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
" x) o$ B" P# G0 t5 A我吹雞打你班友 。
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0 L6 D& X3 t3 |( c/ \, c& qStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 6 H* N& D. r+ q5 k+ Q8 m
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" - E/ i3 t4 j( o; E' X
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 . _. k" |6 K7 e3 O
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 7 y7 Q8 s8 \8 Q) B7 L# O6 \/ j

: w, x; ^& c0 E: K( _: |You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ; n6 _) |3 S' ~3 Q$ e$ y0 M
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 2 Q: P  ], U6 ?# T; }: S, w

: Z: m0 H2 |1 q. fAre you road?你係唔係路呀? ) \& A" ~5 n* h% D

/ z- u  f5 {+ ]4 @Eat banana食蕉 7 s. `/ S7 P- T8 X1 }
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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* V# J" B$ e; V% `  EHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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; N2 M! }! x2 `6 ^" K# |Where are you come from?你邊度架? ! [& b: _' E8 e7 ], o! Z3 K( B# i
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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* b" O) L1 o4 ]( r6 ^Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 7 r7 ?0 |7 @" z6 c( R2 u- v& G

: Z& l) g8 z! F* w1 v) sDo the world做世界 。 " K) L) T& v6 j% |- }3 A, u2 g( g
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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3 q. w5 `9 U% G3 gWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ! @- j% u5 w1 Q' W1 t
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 7 J$ V+ Y4 }/ P+ o9 }. V% f' {
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ % d5 p7 q: N+ Y4 M- T# j4 F
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 3 `$ c3 m+ G* R. P+ A2 P* y2 B, Q
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Collect father收爹
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9 x. k5 p) ]' FYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ # @+ |& F- d: r0 P) \3 |
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 9 g5 I2 ^2 \8 o+ g/ L

. [% p7 R* t! }0 DYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 7 B/ n% M! D5 S- I& Y' \" n9 f8 ]# R
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 : r3 @  h9 n2 ~

! K) B4 r) g' i: R, L, EYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. - ~7 g9 Y, s0 D7 h0 p+ C6 {, g
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆
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; |8 u  T& j% c% M; [. jEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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, |9 X3 v) G5 M& l3 BKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 , t* _! _/ F: _, l  o

9 C$ M! z$ B% I! y9 t. u- m% \Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 9 F/ N# a' E- j- F& I# K* u
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) x" z# O! F, P8 zI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 7 I$ g3 A# t. W0 ]" x
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High hand.高手 + B; }8 ?6 H5 @! W8 i% m

: Q( i1 }; {0 `# LA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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, _1 f( g( Y6 F' H& cOld dot.老點 % }" i. |8 L3 @3 ?
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One old water 一舊水 # W  w/ [& M& `% y: A/ B
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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$ ]/ t1 J3 a6 bA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 % {# ~" K1 I9 G; N( g# U; ~. S

: n( L1 L, I% [- H4 V" t( iMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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2 V9 h3 m6 J% Q1 h4 N, ~: h, l5 TA dragon service.一條龍服務 3 {/ c: I+ }2 f$ }

7 Y) k' g3 @% R0 ~# T* wHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 7 V& b* V* }( n6 [9 ?0 E4 J$ M2 q
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Two hit six.二打六 5 V. S3 J" D: j; ]: V. \

0 x0 w5 t& C) P! R  oTwo five boy.二五仔