港式英語… :):):):):)

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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~# C& o8 @% {' V6 [
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（轉）港式英語
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5 w" W6 a* K7 h1 hPiano piano green 琴琴青 6 h4 J( X% U$ F' A& v6 k
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 , @7 |. F% C% \) V* }% o$ ]

$ q4 m% F. X( n3 `+ `/ ]$ C1 ?I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 1 l# D7 n# Q6 I2 N

. f4 i2 W7 \/ J9 {: y7 jYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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. d) K0 c( m9 J. p# b8 D4 \I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ # E% \! V; ~9 b  h" P
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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8 [" B% z* n6 D# h& r2 jfall on your street.""你個"K" ! n: v* c& U* `! L: u, ]

4 b7 k0 h' N+ ~9 C8 R, Z. z1 H$ ~$ Z9 R; ZBlow water吹水& ?3 g# J8 @2 |' \

0 M' k. d! |7 V/ GMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
- A* |: O# ^# g0 U$ ]# F我吹雞打你班友 。
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  d+ N$ k" T2 m9 |  GStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 1 ~+ _" [  k' `% {; J' w7 A
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Face green green臉青青 。
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8 C) [( q/ Z4 Q; S"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
' B% j# L: o3 v% N點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 4 [) j! D: f/ s) U# s6 Y! Q7 H( D
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ) T0 ]  @8 D% V9 t5 U) a
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ! L: \: E! ]  v( m

2 J2 \* e  [2 t; u4 uPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 $ v  f/ ?# P& ~$ s# f

" x" i" ]! r- ?. e5 q( {6 tAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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, ?; B7 R) A; v; [! IEat banana食蕉 0 |5 r* X3 v: i
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ( d0 S7 V8 z* Z. E' ^2 `9 L" A
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? . v6 Z- z; O- Q

) l3 w- }8 z( c9 b" P" _/ sWhere are you come from?你邊度架? . P# \. W4 ~3 t' I4 ?* o

! B9 X, X. ^. e  C& f7 v  w- SDo you big me?你大我呀? ' y( m' l% \5 C  ^( V

5 s. _/ v; L, W' @- T2 lZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 3 F3 i( @$ D+ P% v: T. W+ F$ f, H

4 n" I) @7 `; f' Y5 Q* xDo the world做世界 。 5 M9 ?; J1 f: I: A
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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) s# A, H. c4 l) n, JCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 6 [- g9 o4 B% V4 ~
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ % k" z  F# X; k4 k+ Y
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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; o0 K3 m1 U* e5 I2 }0 TCollect father收爹 + w5 x) K7 x, B  ^5 \

+ ^7 s" y0 p; c+ wYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 3 n0 S1 L+ @  ~. j: c8 `$ o

# c* o5 s% l6 n" W2 N7 \Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?   S2 {3 j3 L7 e9 t

# B1 d3 j9 P! k( _Laugh die me.笑死我。
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+ n) b$ @. K9 ^2 A  r5 TYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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. F, b; g: w" y6 l9 s  w9 AAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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! C; p; }4 j% [. tYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
2 n5 c: \. C% Q6 |) k你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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; d) l3 B( J, S# |1 U: {Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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# U8 B; E& T* uKing eight egg.王八蛋
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8 d' p( e  J% V; xBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 / h, q* v% ]7 Z& A' I+ u! I) z

0 P4 W) Q5 j" ^4 `# ~/ Y1 g! wI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 - K1 }# ~7 M  \0 o) e
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 6 M" i2 B; Y" y3 N

5 g% R7 f9 A% o! o: p, UGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 9 G% C8 T( ]6 }9 S; C0 @! m3 k4 G- j

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' Z1 A: O* N$ {! c1 |, h- eOne old water 一舊水
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+ n% |  y3 k4 F. y% {" EWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 0 b. J8 W8 j  j

4 G- e! H  F9 i& L4 DA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ( `: G* K% Z( b: n1 E7 I& V7 v

; Y7 J  d, C0 ^( p/ U! CMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 : j6 c" |! B8 W. g3 `& ?# Q
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 , |. _" G) T! s2 C' F

; l2 q% M8 z& w( L& Y* d+ ~% J( {Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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+ G& U7 ?0 _) {0 `Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔