[English]: Jokes..

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* n  e" W5 K  V& H2 a+ M: n6 q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. g# |3 x4 R! ^2 ]! h) C& f: B! R8 S99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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. L6 e2 e( S* C; x2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 i2 j8 C( D' f4 p" v0 @- d1 k6 M/ h
a.They give like hell.
2 g- \1 g4 d" ^: C# S# q$ T$ L2 Eb.They do not yell.
) h" j: |  i1 E1 [c.They do not tell.- c* g( P# u8 ^' d  l
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' r" t+ r: y3 A8 X! T

! V4 }$ h6 y6 t5 I. x3 V3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
0 l! q" W% W2 f  o- a HEART to love him,5 E( I6 K! o" x% h+ e& K
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
0 b$ x" o; F: E. s2 L. @- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 W7 g; x! J3 x: T
- a SPADE to bury him!
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2 r* s3 @6 N! S0 L$ |4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?3 Q' v$ Z+ L8 q% ]
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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+ i$ D' B- G2 e& W2 x5) What is the strongest muscle?4 r" {+ V* S# y) U0 x! ^! ^
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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" Q2 e2 W$ i; `$ w( E+ ]! W6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& S4 T8 ^( k9 l  O) TThe arse hole is always in front of you.. v  K! d1 F$ I

+ y/ G! y$ d; R& W7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) O5 }! b$ }' J! _When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!2 ]; @" r2 x! K7 b6 t4 h

7 P1 c2 q+ H* g8 t8 {0 D8 x8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ ?3 `( o; Y$ x0 N4 h( h  dThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.