[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# K" X1 d$ M0 [0 X. A7 ~3 O7 _
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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7 \; w3 T) S3 Y* {4 v2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- g9 Q# q- }. H5 s
a.They give like hell. % b5 l! y5 j5 z  j, j
b.They do not yell.9 @8 z# S& s3 e
c.They do not tell.
. d0 e9 o4 n  k; e% Q) ^* Cd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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, D/ H1 s: q+ h- R) ?3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:/ e! K& ?+ u0 R1 P% i7 ~8 S
- a HEART to love him,! E/ ~( s& R6 B$ }' K
- a DIAMOND to marry him,( L3 p3 v3 |( g  N/ E
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* @  y) I( M# w; ~/ _
- a SPADE to bury him!  c, h! z8 R# V5 P, u& E* L! ~+ F; }

0 n7 L# n+ t8 K: H3 Y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! ]7 o2 ]( r7 lBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* U; u4 R1 R/ R/ P
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
" N, w7 P8 K/ jThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!9 J) t( P. w/ i4 {
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ c' u$ z! i% O
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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* ?0 t% \. x; U5 c! K7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! t* B; Y6 G9 |; G  Q& f8 }When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! f4 \9 w# P: Z/ v% g4 T

4 I" S2 p6 S6 h% P8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 `; `5 \- _+ Q- pThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.