[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 X2 ]+ B, P8 c4 c7 q% K
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% s3 R8 ]2 M) U* Z2 t
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  v* e0 d2 ?( L" x6 ^
a.They give like hell. # H. a% s, r  o0 A2 q) ^
b.They do not yell.  h0 q# m0 t' _1 j* q
c.They do not tell.5 ]5 x  Z. V. P( D6 x) `- s  M
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; ~2 s8 z3 x$ Z4 k
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ G: R3 S, Y& F
- a HEART to love him,3 w6 t% X. |! n& o1 R
- a DIAMOND to marry him,# \" A' i/ l3 `$ f2 v& A
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: l, Y+ d! b& i) F; d  V
- a SPADE to bury him!
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( ~& }4 V$ T' @' ~1 s$ ?( Q5 j4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 G2 I' i" q% W! n6 h8 eBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ `8 A/ }6 O  Q3 A1 a) _

! _7 R" a; A% z2 |5) What is the strongest muscle?0 x! }& B/ \2 C, u6 K% p# k8 \6 X( h
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 H3 @1 Y4 U, a

, ~, C0 L9 a( S  ?7 a6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 R' `" S# A) IThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 y: I6 O) R6 }6 I" CWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# X* X. V- R& ]5 e

6 d! Y: ~. E( ]. ]+ l8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 \4 U' p% I$ vThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.