[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( H  |4 s9 A) ~5 `0 E" i( S# I99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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5 U5 X  M. f3 V  f$ |2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?4 m1 L, U' B' W0 m
a.They give like hell. 2 A$ b% V# ]- T
b.They do not yell.5 u1 z2 b. @, k9 R# n
c.They do not tell.- T* H  T- r% u$ N* b' u* I. ]. N2 P
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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; [5 b3 l- ]# u2 U9 \" e" `3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 b8 m  |+ `, q5 e. `$ X
- a HEART to love him,/ D; E; p: j6 o/ R0 D& S4 Q' T
- a DIAMOND to marry him,, y1 E5 G$ Y! i' a
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and9 g0 J/ }& e4 }# T+ o/ G
- a SPADE to bury him!4 e, q% W% N, J
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 {) w: z" L9 q' l) B& KBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' q0 G- @% z# a6 m& W' E/ i

! j( S7 {2 B2 {" {: T5) What is the strongest muscle?% B! K! l/ v4 N' S7 [% l
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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# g0 \, |, P! X4 X0 K, C: h; A6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. h7 @& o: G  @" D8 lThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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( i) L, v+ G( o7 w( T5 w6 w7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 u! {8 t! d2 T, k  W7 z7 UWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!; r* S) \) X3 @9 M
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9 H$ i% V) j+ `: f
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.