[English]: Jokes..

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1 \( f; [1 w+ C9 z1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
5 ?5 F& }9 a: ^8 O$ Z; G" [0 U99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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/ Y5 i) a; k( u) Y2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
; T: {+ [; U* Ia.They give like hell.
, p" j! T$ Z# A. Lb.They do not yell.( a$ c! W* K; z- G. A& P3 P' Y
c.They do not tell.  J! c# A! z: x: ]3 W$ ?
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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7 @; \* B) A8 ]5 E( ?5 _3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 {4 P$ W6 S1 `" e) D; `- a HEART to love him,1 [0 s- @3 Y, D% ]! _* m
- a DIAMOND to marry him,! {) q8 W0 y' Y. ]: f/ v3 f% D* {
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 i( z6 S6 i" t3 M: Q/ }+ M
- a SPADE to bury him!, `5 O* F' M% e; m6 k
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
5 R& {# Z( g! ~3 R' {) c& b7 CBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 y5 z- P: i' f7 c: B* ]
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5) What is the strongest muscle?5 N: v1 @- I4 f. u8 y. P
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 a) X; j2 ~8 ~, m% u) W9 {( d2 W' c

; L# J8 m* J1 r. u! G  ~6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 {; K4 q* }6 c4 eThe arse hole is always in front of you.. d* t; J# ], o5 e9 y
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
* e! {' S1 a2 EWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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6 I, a& \% t  Q: V" A$ V3 j) I8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
/ e" j& n7 W: V" ?* [6 E% SThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.