[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 @) q' ^3 {- \% y2 b+ R, F; w$ q$ a99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* C# Z9 C' b* ~( W  X% O$ S% E6 }
a.They give like hell.
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c.They do not tell.
2 I# x# d3 u8 Z# I, D8 cd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 B( k! [0 ?# I8 R/ Q0 W  e! b- a HEART to love him,
8 D! }/ x) I9 M& p2 {. y! a, c" U- a DIAMOND to marry him,
# R" i7 P6 a3 c& a- a CLUB to smash his head in, and9 s0 }2 _+ Q# M& @, @4 l  S
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 H" x# Z3 `1 L7 s( }3 q
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 z, n; D3 y  w

4 I2 P  X$ n1 e# w' P5) What is the strongest muscle?# Q- P; I- v) W% Q1 @
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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) ~1 T  Q/ h# s1 R8 h) B6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. a, J8 `9 V: V/ ]# V% e; vThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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! T, z* M! h# p1 n7 g7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( G( w( G) ?5 k# v% V* k
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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+ K0 s& _4 p* r; y  [9 @* ~8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
' @( C' ^; z: T* k( fThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.