[English]: Jokes..

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3 c9 Z8 g  o- t9 Z. i1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 b* P, p6 h: Y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 ^0 S' w5 c9 ^6 d

: @! u+ A; ~- j2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( P& b. V2 g. j8 s! l6 Da.They give like hell.
5 [* m- f- V: u5 J" Hb.They do not yell.
: d, z7 [6 n6 d4 Z# c3 @* B. x, Mc.They do not tell.
/ f  ^5 }- X0 ]# H8 kd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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' E* ^& C+ H1 W; k3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:* ]0 z" j: u! b$ {
- a HEART to love him,
9 \4 K, ^: U& G6 A! a- a DIAMOND to marry him,. h) @' w; y/ G7 B" r3 z* X
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
% z/ [% Y/ @1 x% U; P& F- a SPADE to bury him!* [) t( j" \6 L+ H9 F3 m& l

/ @' J5 c, J- y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
# y6 Z+ \. P5 ?& ^6 xBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 F; G% l) @; _8 e$ H* w% v1 [

) t& w) [, }' ]! i) U' M5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ Z/ _& u6 y! \5 f6 i6 eThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 {9 E: ?; {1 P3 ?& I; v, W  |

- t$ l+ e  t- J: q( E6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( j) a/ P7 S2 T# ]  y
The arse hole is always in front of you.  |; c8 ]( R' a: @# J4 h, c9 r
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- @! F6 ]+ x+ l, f5 F; K) u/ G& y( x
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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! [/ K3 h+ U+ J- V) j8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
- m1 t! O; z" d; t# X' {The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.