[English]: Jokes..

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% Z* g7 `& W. |! ~' j" s& F4 x1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: v5 R/ K9 |- v: y99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) P5 m# N6 ~; Q) @

4 y& f/ ~5 E  o2 L4 g) E: _2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ r! I, V; h2 m9 Z1 B) T
a.They give like hell. # ]* p6 S" u+ M* s7 l- H
b.They do not yell.
. D$ a$ Y- P) O( ec.They do not tell.& Q0 L6 m8 C& s  J( Z/ a6 h
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3 ~2 F) c6 f! F! y* m3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 E" m- s: s7 `7 _
- a HEART to love him,
; d  K9 b4 t. J1 F6 `- a DIAMOND to marry him,
) Q/ {/ k2 o$ e4 d5 c- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
  m% ]' a% o9 G+ ~! E8 N- a SPADE to bury him!
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' y0 T; i; }( O: O3 S, g2 c4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& J( }8 q4 K4 ?9 V/ D% h
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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% J( V2 R! P5 i& S1 O5) What is the strongest muscle?9 c: f. m; ]. D
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. O' u, n3 I; _+ A( p% [$ e8 T
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( a3 b& L: S4 H9 U' c& Q! I
The arse hole is always in front of you.  _! s# ]1 g5 ]; a

* @# w  j- C& Q# w8 c, m& V7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 M; m5 k' G2 J) gWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 [2 O2 f" U; ^9 h  X

: P. }! ?& q  F, ~4 }; d8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ y5 E3 T& w' |3 s; J$ M* FThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.