[English]: Jokes..

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' B% }$ h$ ]! W& y% P+ P/ k! u1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ Q2 O  V) [; T. t4 R. i+ \0 O) @
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! j7 g, ~& e0 b# q! w- }4 wa.They give like hell. 5 e- `: {2 ?3 {+ L
b.They do not yell.
) I( k) q3 {$ \+ ]: L- {% vc.They do not tell.5 ?% P9 Y, b  \! E% C
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- J, ^* d' q4 ^$ s
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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# p" p; e( z5 L) w( k% \8 u- R$ n- a DIAMOND to marry him,
# s2 f& Z, i# I8 T- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
1 R' |+ l/ K0 g$ Q4 H* T- a SPADE to bury him!2 I- Q* q0 v' v2 R
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% O4 w5 x& s$ [4 Z$ ^
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ R' D/ K1 P6 @' O) o- tThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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: ~9 }- \2 I+ D- g% O: Q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ V: o1 ]$ L* [5 C( Q4 F1 C
The arse hole is always in front of you.3 ]4 t; ]% `+ \8 N8 z

& Y& _+ J# u; j+ p3 b5 ?7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
: s2 ?' n; ?7 ^3 m4 Q* JWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* p7 \- m( }, |! g) V7 V
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, X+ J5 S5 y4 vThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.