[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+ w4 S+ [4 D. t7 [  C5 J3 h/ t% Z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- H& U) M2 x7 z0 l' [
a.They give like hell.
0 w6 k- n7 k7 Qb.They do not yell.5 F( b1 w7 m: T* R5 ]! g+ F
c.They do not tell.$ I4 G6 j# X" X) U
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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4 ^. P; I2 F! ?/ d/ ~" j2 f- b3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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  k6 d# `3 Z7 |- a SPADE to bury him!2 a  a* ^% A  B6 z  L3 U% Q% |

8 v5 N1 S+ w3 t3 V0 K1 h4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
  H  \6 D& R2 x, J" y: N2 u% P* ^) ABoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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$ M" a! x: N- h2 ?5) What is the strongest muscle?7 f1 t0 K9 L8 Q3 P* e$ S/ x. N
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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' \, o3 B6 P: h4 }5 \1 z& p- f$ S6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( X( A" O1 ^) v6 d0 N( F- S
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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+ m: X9 p0 a5 G7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- g9 u8 c6 C7 {7 d2 BWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 @' h  F) }/ @
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: b& k* I! B+ a, d" J
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.