香港特色英语！！

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1 So many people die, never see you die. 0 M4 m, i. w" P, r. O- z
甘多人死，唔见你死。 1 k4 O. c; Y/ v& I2 ]
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
( z* c" A. V# B  g% r4 s  b你教我以后点出嚟行? * s: \% j) v! j& `& g( \
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 0 P6 K5 F  [# C, B
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
+ H/ q# u+ P6 p; x4 "I saw a pork chop" ( j8 K4 d5 m' x8 m# a" w6 }
我见到件猪扒啊。 ; F# Z1 E$ m  z0 ^) [/ B, F
5 Are you road? ( g* G5 K4 g6 K
你系咪路啊？
7 ?" m0 o" K: L' a- V# ^; v6 What the water are you?
( v1 @! t1 O: G& U! \( h1 j你系乜水啊？
' @% r6 }2 A% ~1 h: V. u7 Do you big me? % B3 N9 ]8 g/ r
你大我啊？
- t2 g  I  S2 Y8 Zebra chops people.
7 j. M+ {. a/ ]. S# v* q班马劈友。
3 Y) h  A. f  }" i; g% i' y% m9 The king of the cutting girl.
% Z& Z: v8 V7 `3 F/ o# Z界女王。
( {  N1 g, h0 E& u. f10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 9 W4 K- h' D! U5 f4 O* T+ D/ J! C/ ^: m
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 4 E0 G4 V6 W7 z8 H" |( {+ C
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? & P/ w) O% r* k8 u/ [2 R9 P( l
你当我无到？
. Y& x* l9 F* `" _1 M& ^12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 8 k3 G) W8 H; L: p! F4 T
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
! ^& ~$ g% W4 W4 h' G9 |13 Today I was very black son.
$ R  d3 p9 C: J' R7 H今日我好黑仔。 0 O) C. D8 K- ~, h9 l
14 I am wearing grass.
3 V# ?, }4 T# d我着紧草。 9 f" ]; Z6 F3 [2 o" @, m3 V
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! # b( M4 h( y/ _9 ]- {
你未够班同我讲数！
7 u: ~- Y" Z: F8 X  J5 {: c; h16 Two beat six.
! U' [) B$ p! j二打六
6 w2 u% `8 s: e4 j17 Two five son.
, A  M; ^+ L+ b. ]! B$ r二五仔
3 [" x; c/ m6 a" c. Q18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 3 T& F' R$ X  w, p# j
琴琴青
: `, j8 _! f1 V: V' ~! w19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
# i! O5 g8 Q/ \  T1 Q6 V- Y我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 5 p% G9 V8 Q- r" T4 Y3 l
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
2 _$ V) ]( ~. V3 Y: g* Q蠢蠢欲動 。
8 {# Z! p; p0 \21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 % ~+ Q4 B3 u; u3 d" Z; T
人山人海 。 3 c; j  J9 i% G  K4 S7 I! j% n
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 % n6 L1 |& L4 _/ ~) L6 Z
你算老幾?
! [' K; |1 U; F( P6 b23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
  z9 x# `$ M# B( q你講乜鬼?
# j. q+ N& r; R" d, Z24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 : E, g1 `" H' Z6 r
我驚你有牙！
5 A0 d  y1 F$ l, g& k6 g  p25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 & w  z+ M9 `3 Y" U; ~
心花怒放。     c) L7 J) t8 }. ^* h+ e0 m
Fish skin 5 }) Z) v8 U" b% I, z
鱼皮 。
- R% N* ]/ `$ ?8 P& r+ VMonster of blowing water.
: V; L6 e! a% o( s: i; ^; G5 g吹水怪。
  U; [7 \9 ~  P) A  SFace green green
" ~# X% f: z( N% Q; x( r面青青。 * q5 S! r6 _" m7 T
You see road carefully 7 Z- e& |: Q  @2 z( X5 L- ^$ `% L
你小心睇路 3 \0 ^- J6 T) P' Z$ o& R& Q
You go to street carefully ; I9 W$ O3 A1 s. `6 N6 r
你出街小心D。
- q+ [* ]5 r. X' YDo the world & v% }8 h5 n# g9 p' t9 W3 h$ Q
做世界 。
4 L! ?2 M$ o3 y* P( a% j# l, x4 q: tBig tea rice ! B0 {, E, X9 y7 |* K
大茶饭 。 6 a/ A6 `. i5 j" d" k* \
American chinese not enough.
5 J2 j" q- S$ y8 p+ D; ^美中不足。
% G) }! v) l' @7 d( d4 VKing eight egg.
4 T" N$ o! p& q2 R6 y王八蛋 1 G; S$ I! J) ]# Q* M; g
High hand.
# G( g# ~& K( {& Y6 A" c# t高手
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Old dot.
6 F3 Y2 q4 ?' M# F6 ?1 p' M老点 0 S9 t9 B/ j% ?) o( w3 k6 c$ x
One old water
0 L3 i% K/ v" ?) H一旧水
  i0 Q2 f, y1 |, gI know your mouse.
3 C" X# Z1 ^" L: o! ^8 I5 m我识你老鼠！ 4 W$ l( w2 J+ s7 F
Measure water/Pound water. 1 x0 u  J0 m' G' D; f
磅水 ) V* f9 {9 g4 [$ m2 E+ J
A dragon service.
: N$ z6 l6 O) J2 K3 o一条龙服务
" T' ]3 _" G. V! J% TPump water. 9 |0 O& ]( }9 ]9 e
****
6 w& b- X* M% N9 ^( L, L0 |8 bI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
, q# ?" P% |- `2 D1 g) L我吹鸡打你班友。
5 y. m, o& e: s: a! l" \3 o! xYou jump building. ( c- ~/ w2 d' Q8 ^% U
你跳楼啦。
$ i0 E, m( Q! h- N/ I% DYou come back home and eat banana & b/ o# ~& j* i. N/ {' A1 [+ V8 C
你返屋企食蕉啦
) U, s  S6 C4 hI give you a hair.
2 |0 C. f& U& D! U; s我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
  ?' k& v) y  W收皮
5 Y3 f5 W8 m# }9 x$ U  T: z" RCollect father * v  J$ d! E" D  H' F
收爹 0 E. M# b1 F& [' E8 n9 m
You give me collect father.
: a7 H( q# B" Y3 `" w, q你同我收爹！   N2 G- _' x( X
Laugh die me.
. N) H  f. F0 [$ U笑死我。
# ^$ ?, s* _4 B9 r& IYou give me stop.
2 V4 M$ t+ E% \你同我企系度。
9 P4 [, B1 A2 s& ?8 U7 _Eight woman
5 \- ]1 V1 Q- i2 o* m: s+ A八婆 % m! ^; S3 e, |6 |: K) q
Eight woman,you are good!
1 M' M0 a8 A. s: f( Y八婆，你好o野!
7 C' _) ^0 Q% i$ I% S5 g  m9 QWhat the spring do you do? ' r) Q1 e  {/ }# R, ~% \
你搞乜春啊?
+ p; k" j; k2 Q& V, @5 qA dog of eating dung % W  U& S& b; B. y8 N
食屎狗 9 c0 T0 i0 S; d, e
A ghost of ass
. x1 W: r9 g- l2 \3 @' ?6 A( I7 G屎忽鬼