香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
; q& r4 a9 o1 Y$ ^甘多人死，唔见你死。 ! F" E' W+ J' P+ _, l
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
* J9 ^0 F+ ~+ ^& o3 V: N" R0 T你教我以后点出嚟行?
5 P( S5 x# [: g! T7 o! T& `3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
0 f3 f! Z! K) S4 j' M如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
$ z6 t. Y& \) a7 u" a# g  Z( q; h4 "I saw a pork chop"
* ]8 G: e* B* `0 N' ^; G  w( U我见到件猪扒啊。
* ]! l+ Q( s( x" J- U" `2 Y$ U5 ~5 Are you road? : g0 z( a/ C6 h6 e7 R- `/ n" I
你系咪路啊？
, l' _8 [* ?5 R5 k9 g+ I, s7 }3 R6 What the water are you? & D  P. p  f/ a3 N6 a' F2 w" S
你系乜水啊？
+ P  ?# ~3 ]4 r4 k7 Do you big me? / }0 c6 v6 a5 ?% I) A* b
你大我啊？ # y$ m; H0 ^6 n+ {* K* {
8 Zebra chops people. 9 @3 o. m5 R; k" p" y
班马劈友。
' c( g# n0 M) N: K. G9 The king of the cutting girl. # [$ s7 U& c& n& i+ l. h) i. _5 {
界女王。 % y+ }) o4 O/ @
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ( m7 q6 u/ D4 j0 Q0 B
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 7 z% R& k( c5 n: Z
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?   u7 i2 T, a5 B1 q
你当我无到？
3 K3 Z& p1 N; W; U1 f12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
) h, }/ Z' w) a' g你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
, y5 S; D* V- z4 j' d+ ~13 Today I was very black son. 9 a! |' d. I: l! z* f
今日我好黑仔。 4 H  P% v4 V: A5 `+ \7 Q
14 I am wearing grass. . `1 i/ [8 \- H4 e7 {1 q* z
我着紧草。 . E3 T* E9 ^: x, ?; }
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! - m$ K0 c! I+ k& K$ p6 \% M. ?
你未够班同我讲数！ $ V2 M- t& }) G# R
16 Two beat six. 4 y- h6 s4 ~* d8 Z. L
二打六
2 S4 C7 R8 w& L- L0 Q17 Two five son.
9 Y2 y; |9 h) g  T8 j4 O二五仔 4 f1 p% Y1 M2 g
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
, d) A/ d; _% Q/ f1 {8 t琴琴青 - W7 k8 s( y. I0 w- [7 q9 e
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 2 p5 ?; I; |+ q/ Z
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 9 [/ H. B' b2 J
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
/ @9 o6 n: i( C+ i蠢蠢欲動 。 ' Z9 Y) b: W1 E; w3 {1 m, f! J
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
9 s% m! c; f$ o+ Y人山人海 。
- K: e# r( j5 ~, v1 |8 m/ J22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 4 S( l9 o, ?0 `3 ], u' H  y- `
你算老幾?
% F) i/ a* P& ~! I  T6 w23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
0 k" |$ |' T  U# a/ U8 {你講乜鬼? 7 P$ P( |9 L7 o6 b" W. |# D% v
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　   N) u+ H, C; H
我驚你有牙！ 7 z! L- P2 Y  |. Q, C1 [
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
% l+ Q, g2 p2 X6 e1 l5 n9 K心花怒放。   4 P# Z' `: ]/ q& a  k- G, p! f
Fish skin
% v; W3 ]0 m# o# \) V: ]鱼皮 。   c' x) a4 s- P8 P# D! @
Monster of blowing water. 1 y! P0 g, _0 \8 r  r
吹水怪。
: u& Q8 Q3 Z) m& v$ EFace green green 9 }/ y2 E/ Y. ]: o" l
面青青。 4 p: f* ?( p* A1 K8 T- A
You see road carefully
/ y* L& |4 @6 x# t2 Y  y& E你小心睇路
# |, y( F  a) M) ?3 |1 _: qYou go to street carefully
; K+ Z* D% u1 O你出街小心D。 2 t7 n9 A' Y3 A6 k  v. A
Do the world
' |; q) c3 }- L4 b1 g  C做世界 。
. h2 w! n3 u) u) gBig tea rice
' c2 b7 c( x6 ?3 A  g大茶饭 。
0 M% ~4 l' L4 T% w/ I0 uAmerican chinese not enough. 9 w: D* y7 a0 P6 C$ f( G  M
美中不足。 9 L4 R& _" c& g' }# q2 b
King eight egg.
) |3 L8 y, l5 z& m5 j+ k% |王八蛋
; \2 A7 h9 a, VHigh hand.
, V2 t4 c! f' B高手 . I2 P% x; g$ H  z5 G1 ?
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Old dot. & X% F! q) M! O; q5 h# `1 ]2 X
老点 % \( o9 i/ K* V1 R
One old water
$ e6 L5 [& v  L0 D  o% ^/ `/ |9 M/ t一旧水 2 A9 s7 F0 g, B6 j$ }, V) p0 B
I know your mouse. ) k6 ^6 `1 ^; T. ?+ }
我识你老鼠！
. N; t/ n: _  c4 R# ]Measure water/Pound water.
/ l, {( h7 o1 e7 o1 j* \$ ]' \磅水
8 v  h# L6 o& q4 XA dragon service.
" m2 t( T# B  N4 F一条龙服务   X' _0 w$ l( d, @* r. q
Pump water.
5 K. M& Q2 Q4 ~' N, M. G2 W6 S2 J****
/ C+ @# l: {# R. [6 T% a; b* yI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 8 H) i+ R9 H4 ]- K6 ^% h
我吹鸡打你班友。
+ }# ?; ?* M: ?/ E9 aYou jump building. & B' U  h' o) B2 u+ x( B& J: {. x: K# E
你跳楼啦。
$ b2 F% P6 f! i" D- o/ H# eYou come back home and eat banana
5 t! ?9 m/ x( \3 c& i, Q你返屋企食蕉啦
8 T6 Y6 a+ N, P. [I give you a hair. 2 b2 z& p( I# }% X- N: f
我俾条毛你ar! 8 ]- r+ a* ]# ]

1 n5 R# A1 r- a1 O% Y" C0 vCollect skin   t' M$ }/ p/ x3 D
收皮
+ m1 N4 [. G4 t4 R# UCollect father
) M* ?3 C$ m  a1 q2 K收爹
2 I2 I, d' o# ?' ^$ Y, r2 J0 WYou give me collect father.
  V7 c7 w' t! U( e: I1 o你同我收爹！
9 R/ g( n1 p6 j# x) D( nLaugh die me. $ _0 @, V4 F( {/ k7 \2 C2 }
笑死我。 , B/ d) H/ ?! {* G5 k- e! r
You give me stop. $ |' h0 x, R. {7 ]" J! v; f  f3 s
你同我企系度。
  \& z& L5 S$ M0 L$ T$ YEight woman
/ [  `: ?% w# u$ e8 [% H八婆 , ?9 L" ^) |4 J8 |) W% {& Q
Eight woman,you are good! 3 Z! H  w( V3 Y" g- }- O8 z0 J
八婆，你好o野!
3 ~* ^) X, M; y4 m, HWhat the spring do you do? 1 R0 ^4 ]5 `" o
你搞乜春啊?
3 m1 C5 k& t! ]4 hA dog of eating dung 9 e4 i5 \# Q! b* l# H
食屎狗 - t4 E" ~$ }% k
A ghost of ass ' G: _; l% K0 K( M6 z7 Y) w
屎忽鬼