香港特色英语！！

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1 So many people die, never see you die. * p3 [( y- K7 G, ?* n
甘多人死，唔见你死。 , ?# P! w  F, r" p# ?$ G& V
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 3 T3 ~& Q$ a/ A" n' ]; a, w+ A1 w
你教我以后点出嚟行?
1 j( G6 S$ s+ m/ i# ]! `. J3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. " k! y( t) I! X" Q' ?
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
# k, B  i; y/ c8 {  |& G' ^3 w2 T3 U4 "I saw a pork chop" ! V* d8 T; k  Z3 j& E
我见到件猪扒啊。
  T- e- V% A5 J5 Are you road? 5 `/ \5 a: o; D' Z% Z( l  s  c
你系咪路啊？
9 ]' L5 z- s) F1 t6 What the water are you?
4 _( J9 A& Q) V) w  R' R你系乜水啊？
8 _$ P" x2 T, |6 @7 Do you big me? 3 Q. L& {* O5 z, n
你大我啊？
9 \* L* X% ?* ~8 Zebra chops people. ! R- o" r2 [4 M4 X. V$ K
班马劈友。 2 X) J) Q8 ^+ F0 `' p8 W0 {
9 The king of the cutting girl.
( C& O9 s! a! T8 H: A界女王。   u9 v: ~/ e* n" m4 L# k0 u
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ! E8 J! M1 V; V% a
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 " a1 q3 g1 ?' \+ b, t
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
! V" Z% D, E% O  U" ]7 k你当我无到？ 3 H' P- U. O$ o  L
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. % Q$ g% w" c# n: `$ e2 M' g7 m7 v
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ # l+ p2 K9 b6 x1 P5 {
13 Today I was very black son.
5 W. t/ g7 ]1 {9 h8 s* E, {今日我好黑仔。
' X7 y/ s- s5 r( \4 r3 c8 i& a. B5 y14 I am wearing grass. 7 s1 {8 Z  e( R& {- G2 E" q
我着紧草。
1 E' ]( ]( z' C4 x; m. @15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ; S5 C! k7 ~, F* H& c
你未够班同我讲数！
4 V# _' c5 z( c+ ~; w" @( R, `16 Two beat six.
5 q3 j8 _- B) E2 H; k5 b二打六
0 `' x3 `" K" C& r6 i17 Two five son.
% I% ?$ g7 S7 I二五仔
: ?6 z. o. Z8 A18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
2 D" Z8 S& i$ i2 R7 u琴琴青
- \' y) v8 E* Y19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 & G% D! `( h! L
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ; m  i3 ~$ t' P0 U
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
2 b3 r* f) l5 F7 e蠢蠢欲動 。 , S" k, i: D8 H# I
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 - L2 T0 @- Q# s( D1 I% h: }8 l
人山人海 。 # O0 |6 T: Y- }) t9 t9 {0 _
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ( @0 H" Q4 o) i! O# M
你算老幾?
7 T3 u) n2 G  D23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 1 ]  j. I: N6 Q1 f8 Z; i' D
你講乜鬼? + ?( N! a. g! M
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
# o: t4 ?- K3 Q1 x8 v! m) \8 t, R我驚你有牙！
9 Z/ z  C& r4 w8 Y# f: @25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 / W; j4 z6 q* t& X8 u6 M' ~
心花怒放。   
8 o, Y6 W' ^0 ]8 VFish skin
2 Y; _4 ~* c) M/ ~/ i& A( c2 e鱼皮 。 " g* {9 M  A3 q% k2 S: y: e( |0 X2 }
Monster of blowing water. - c. c  J' U. S' N+ `+ h0 {
吹水怪。
0 }- B. R9 w+ h! \  eFace green green 8 U+ l! h- R0 k- h, C
面青青。
0 J; L2 z( |9 b3 r  ZYou see road carefully 3 j; H" t9 b2 j* ?4 S
你小心睇路
. J: @0 v5 d5 O6 ?1 H) CYou go to street carefully , ]: Z- n9 n$ V4 {$ ?) z, Z! w; J
你出街小心D。
% i9 k) I1 e  o, _4 Y. [$ X. _/ Y+ `Do the world
+ A2 h% _7 M+ O  d' r# f4 t* Y做世界 。 ! s( I1 t6 |# C6 K/ Z" ~
Big tea rice 5 O6 B1 K1 C5 b* R1 T. `
大茶饭 。 9 f, D: i/ ?( m  _3 M/ B
American chinese not enough.
- v5 }8 Q& g; t- _% t5 C美中不足。
. h. a* ?% W8 G3 e7 ~King eight egg. - i$ G$ r$ e4 X8 h/ }
王八蛋 # d& ^+ Y7 U5 Q! m( k; C/ H* d# C
High hand.
! c+ ]8 _) r. x+ m- P) d高手 . `! j( d* U, Z0 D0 [

0 k* t7 ~. Y8 g+ Q2 BOld dot. 3 z% i' t4 @  R. E, y$ p
老点 * L8 F. E+ i* x5 k4 {9 F$ ~  _; ~! B
One old water ; ]+ x- V' h6 X$ y; D3 D1 Z
一旧水
/ r9 o: u. L" ]! YI know your mouse. 3 v$ D/ t& m! \) d
我识你老鼠！
" o2 M' v) w0 x, LMeasure water/Pound water.
; A  y# r# Q7 A- W. q/ j9 c磅水
( m$ u/ J; F% p1 Q6 h% cA dragon service.
" s6 t$ S# `! f! F9 Y6 C一条龙服务
, F  z+ C$ w' l) I1 q' JPump water. 0 k# M# o6 G, w  L  K( r5 A2 d
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- T4 n* W8 n# S  m* RI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. % L: X6 _  R3 j8 }' I, P$ e/ V
我吹鸡打你班友。
1 B, L8 O, i; X6 H4 b3 |You jump building.
  _% |, i, Y) w" ~" N6 H4 H你跳楼啦。
% x: B# \. s8 [" \3 P) uYou come back home and eat banana
. e# B& }+ Y& j. S4 ^% ^你返屋企食蕉啦
0 ^/ o" o, i7 }0 k# ^I give you a hair. $ k8 z" c4 V$ A
我俾条毛你ar! 9 O, }3 r% \0 h3 B8 n; e2 m; E+ ]
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Collect skin 5 Z6 x3 [# V! a' _- Y0 j% L
收皮
& |. G: _+ e4 d3 q; pCollect father
8 N% P: M* w" ?2 }7 N3 V7 K收爹 % v. H  d' o" _6 s4 d" `
You give me collect father.
9 V8 \$ r: F2 r你同我收爹！
2 l$ j7 d/ m; H' [: c# t7 YLaugh die me.   Q! a3 d$ j% }) g7 D0 Z
笑死我。
9 @9 w6 ~- A2 M, I; |1 kYou give me stop.
0 h* R" c7 h$ x你同我企系度。 & a2 ~$ r6 y/ {5 M* d- H$ w1 R
Eight woman
5 G% b: Y$ _* N7 O: W; R( L# x八婆
! Q9 X" ^' Z7 gEight woman,you are good!
* K( Q7 W4 D( K* G# c) s八婆，你好o野!
4 Z& k! X: G* P" t/ f* H# ]  TWhat the spring do you do? 3 p6 `/ `- a5 T6 f+ c4 y+ V4 T
你搞乜春啊?
) ~+ n" g& Z* ], }1 d0 IA dog of eating dung
1 o5 C& Z' n1 q) g食屎狗 & @& C, j3 y( o% e5 z4 Y2 k
A ghost of ass
3 k- f. `+ I, O2 O& f+ I屎忽鬼