香港特色英语！！

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1 So many people die, never see you die.
. P" G1 {' ?) V' ^) }甘多人死，唔见你死。
8 A& w/ w, Z/ b4 ?1 M/ B% M2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? " y; G  \  u" g! b+ P  o6 y
你教我以后点出嚟行?
/ S# Y7 @: S0 b+ i- f" t3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 1 z5 M  V1 w8 ]% r  r8 w! S- n/ x4 Z# T# g
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
* g* M) i' P4 n8 v4 {4 "I saw a pork chop"
4 m& a( g% R; i我见到件猪扒啊。
! S6 M) Y; g- o3 e7 D5 Are you road? 2 K! J" T0 S+ O. b# _' N: O" t1 p6 s
你系咪路啊？
# m- `2 n. w" [" f9 o) }6 What the water are you?
7 p* N1 K' D, a  |! F你系乜水啊？ 4 d1 |1 x$ ^, H0 ]6 b. D
7 Do you big me? % s8 a6 ?, t; c
你大我啊？ 1 M/ o0 D/ |- I) y- {$ D. i
8 Zebra chops people. 3 \! Q9 Z7 F2 P4 }# F- v* R) l
班马劈友。 - q% Y: m& E# R/ \% A* L
9 The king of the cutting girl.
4 K' t6 n( B1 D4 N/ K4 R9 ?界女王。 4 l* C' e3 h$ _
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ( \  s( y4 n; p6 S; y
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
# K7 U4 }$ T! D. a- [) q" Z11 Do you think me didn't arrive? # X: r# A2 j1 V* ]
你当我无到？ 9 N" [! G! `* h# D& y7 Z3 p
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
( Y3 i/ M  }, |7 n% y你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ) h% B  M" i/ C# J: V
13 Today I was very black son. 2 k( P7 D1 x6 n# P4 _2 p8 e
今日我好黑仔。
1 {" A- g+ q* N14 I am wearing grass. $ t) ~# S5 S- o8 n% a
我着紧草。
" }0 Y3 B) R! l! R, R8 V15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
+ H+ f: k& ~- w' H5 J. Q你未够班同我讲数！ . E6 k+ q& X, N: z7 }  u
16 Two beat six. ; ~; ^# t' Y7 F8 E
二打六 . n' j4 n$ o+ e4 \9 P$ H
17 Two five son. 0 A9 O7 Q) L% @0 R& w4 W
二五仔
! z: f, Z+ ]' U0 b9 k18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
) G* c1 I6 I  U琴琴青
! M2 ~% I7 z- Q8 W  P19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
" n9 P  K3 E: m0 K. E! c- R我俾D顏色你睇睇！
8 {. e9 |7 a- H20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
0 |2 N; y4 U& @% R0 c* F蠢蠢欲動 。
! r1 g* v1 d( }+ l21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 - X; K& `/ ?7 Q- I: ^1 s
人山人海 。
, M' e" X) t# Y# m, w! w1 c7 C22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
. s+ o& v1 V: G你算老幾?
  Y" Q8 _" m- T23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 % K4 y. J3 i2 P
你講乜鬼?   f* w" J. @$ Z9 P! P2 _
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
6 A: W$ G3 p; ?& A我驚你有牙！ # o  Q- h0 {4 O- T0 H9 n$ T
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
6 j3 T- k, V; Q0 C心花怒放。   & ?4 e7 C1 `+ d7 c# K$ Q
Fish skin
# i7 K% R6 I- L6 O鱼皮 。
: f: h6 b/ R/ f4 pMonster of blowing water. / u5 P' X' M+ z' k7 P) ~& t0 w
吹水怪。 7 U  o2 i, W% P+ Z* c6 [
Face green green
6 o, e; R5 E! l6 F面青青。 : ?/ A( \' N3 l* v$ d
You see road carefully " g. F5 B* H. C( p
你小心睇路 / F1 d3 `- \& O4 H' u6 u
You go to street carefully
* W: c7 K- W$ J/ D/ L0 r你出街小心D。 9 E7 E/ {! V) H1 }& {( k1 d7 c
Do the world - C. f' e1 D8 @- c$ b7 U
做世界 。
+ N! u5 j; G" ]2 e% M4 UBig tea rice   F( J% _8 x: `) b( O! P7 y8 j
大茶饭 。 5 q# r+ d( S/ t% g4 D( p
American chinese not enough.
. G7 K0 e, k* m$ K. `7 U4 f. {2 [美中不足。 4 Q  ?, }: N# a/ v7 |3 L! f" K
King eight egg.
8 h2 x8 \/ S, R/ Z1 S王八蛋 * E; B6 Y5 Y5 s; i; i3 E% `
High hand. ; s! A5 T6 W; e$ k
高手 ' J" r9 k* y; h7 N# ^0 D" Y& p* e

& V# r$ ]; A. k" s0 D, ZOld dot. 6 I/ W. y* Y) }+ k% q# H8 \. O8 X
老点 # n/ d1 S* g' C0 j  P1 N
One old water . U( m. L3 G) }$ H
一旧水 + X+ |7 z4 a3 _4 e; J
I know your mouse. 7 l3 A0 B# A( u' v
我识你老鼠！
- D/ J2 U7 ~2 h  m; p: T9 k7 S$ IMeasure water/Pound water. # ~9 B5 K3 }( K
磅水 1 v. }' m$ N2 n! E
A dragon service. 4 D) c0 z7 V/ z/ q( K# e
一条龙服务
2 }  E4 q" f0 uPump water. 7 J5 L1 [% D2 b) g- N9 k
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: ^; r2 j: R$ S  U/ }7 OI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
8 c' a" r3 }) d& n1 E1 E/ [5 Y我吹鸡打你班友。 ' y7 {4 B4 j- g: V4 r
You jump building. ' `2 m; s) Y0 b! u8 x
你跳楼啦。 ( f5 C; f8 J) W& o
You come back home and eat banana
6 ~$ N0 u8 |, `$ @2 [你返屋企食蕉啦
! o$ H9 J) d* R# F$ w9 c( ]1 VI give you a hair.
/ h% m( f! A) x, @我俾条毛你ar! . D  {3 _. S# y  k0 B
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Collect skin
  Y4 \, O' M( @收皮
( G" B& t! t, ?& D" y) ECollect father : @; q% A6 o- b" R- C  }) m
收爹 - k0 X' {3 b+ a; O1 a
You give me collect father.
! ^; f) j" J6 n7 Z, `8 J; B7 R你同我收爹！ 2 r. _! m3 R. j
Laugh die me.
/ o8 o) z/ n4 G" A笑死我。 ' @" ~! h( n$ |# [5 G; E/ m
You give me stop.
' I  F+ j% P) {, U% B" I5 X% h你同我企系度。
6 O* @* S# {$ S4 D8 L! G7 QEight woman * |4 z: {- [, t; U/ g
八婆
5 I7 V% h# e0 }Eight woman,you are good!
% j) @' G4 A6 K; E- k, v1 N八婆，你好o野!
1 W1 y' f6 s9 R6 c3 q( HWhat the spring do you do?
# I" @3 R  j5 I% v, J7 Q' c4 @你搞乜春啊? ; R& o- _% y: p3 r& R
A dog of eating dung # {! y/ M/ O$ \' |) G2 u  `: A6 q
食屎狗 - \; v  |  L) a. y- s1 s
A ghost of ass - P" {; u. k( j, j7 i
屎忽鬼