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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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* ^3 |( g9 i* ]性本善:Sex is good. . I1 R( k4 c' f; Q$ i7 d

9 D! j3 [& ^+ Z- P4 e" J! t性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ( R% A  u* F9 |( y( C
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 7 e; e. g7 E5 d! Y: q  J6 [

$ C  O8 q4 b! z4 q, R$ W" M9 @苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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- M4 J: H! ?( {- F; u性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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% S! d) `1 b; ^9 y貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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0 B- k6 i* s% \# G# i* X, X擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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' a! M+ J. c" |+ @/ c0 r# m7 N# t子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ' Z1 |. Z2 O- a# P* g
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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1 c+ r1 x) _/ [  r6 p0 Y名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 5 h  r1 Y5 o) w
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, * r- q# H) w4 e; g& G- Y
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ; R$ H7 N2 g. E( H$ f+ I' G: B9 U# s

' o! Q: R8 P8 P5 ^1 a! H- b教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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- ]7 x9 g* S/ D6 t師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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/ N, W/ @# R( s& J+ v/ _1 g' L子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, : }  Y% D- S* X" r

1 ^+ s! h8 `- F1 E# o! V6 J: W老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged $ J& Q# Q0 m- X3 C' V
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. " f& ^1 j/ f9 J6 n2 w; {4 Q
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 1 \2 U7 m( J1 z# X" }3 F" Z% f; c. Y
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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