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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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3 b- h3 A8 x7 S性本善:Sex is good.
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/ y: q' x$ Z( r. J* W: Q3 l性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 m5 ~$ P- g/ h. I: M5 ^& E7 u) j% G) I
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 7 {+ r! ~* j( ?  H+ J
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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! M! d; b& F* V% J教之道:The way of learning it & |$ J1 l; o! {6 H- u5 T
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 2 [( i; Z% q* ^" S3 [* J1 y0 ^4 E
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous " }7 ^+ Z/ R: w9 Z5 n& p8 n2 C

! W% o% s3 u- `3 ~( K; O! L) r有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine - ~0 e' \( P  \* ^2 R( Q* R

& I$ m* d1 U" A' @7 c* c. M教五子 :All his five son took it
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4 ?+ q8 ~5 N' J8 q8 V  Y名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. . w' f7 z& @5 N. |

1 D/ Y4 K+ b  R4 S養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 8 P% L. F% U+ ?0 v& ]7 K/ A

* K8 n- B( a/ n, m父之過 :It is all your fault. ( t, O( a8 H4 ~( ]
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 8 x4 b2 \/ d9 x& I% H! N  w

" @+ u: b0 a# F1 f6 t子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake . b5 x2 y! S* \- [# {( l; E! l
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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: ?: m2 Y+ K9 a% J老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged - N9 v( J2 D( z* Q2 Z) ~) m

- v7 ~0 A4 N9 s1 s5 N/ w玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, , v, u0 S$ i% t1 `0 u3 W
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ) n% ]* x0 L1 e" ?, Q9 U2 g
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 7 n# w8 k; T. u8 r9 K; ]5 }+ Z

: V6 U* j6 y$ o3 s, `. w不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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