港式英語… :):):):):)

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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~! [) V! u5 a8 D
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7 r2 [1 W& r7 y（轉）港式英語 6 v: R$ _8 o* J/ i- x( c

* N# N) d# T- t9 ZPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 8 C: |* S" d. e. b

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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 0 {1 l! r. M1 q- _" G. q

( g$ O5 T! ~2 p4 o; p+ sI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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' j  f& u; Z4 ]) @If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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6 H+ h0 w- X7 D4 r7 MFish skin~魚皮 。
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0 D4 P5 W8 B$ A2 d8 J; o0 r9 k$ E) BFall on a street@@ 。
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/ O! w" D. ]) i# Z7 Afall on your street.""你個"K"
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3 F1 e5 ^/ c9 w: d. L- qBlow water吹水. U3 X4 V7 q* r: ?8 c) l* T

# o( p' L6 w6 y; Y, c0 S9 q8 `' xMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 1 M0 m. C( {3 o( U

: ^7 X, V+ ^  s- EI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 9 d, z% V- q( K4 g9 a9 w
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 9 k3 U* g# f/ q( m' W0 d5 Y9 E
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
5 y, _0 h% K0 B4 o6 s點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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3 Z1 Y3 \: k! B6 O1 Y8 U% D7 vYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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1 {1 c6 K3 |, k; V4 R) f$ B8 NEat banana食蕉 6 ]( |: [8 w' z6 [$ f
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?   v" e) e; M" X0 d5 l
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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9 d/ o4 O+ Z/ B4 a2 QDo you big me?你大我呀?
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" }2 s+ L) ?- R# ~1 tZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 0 ~9 x  F, T) F# \+ l( W) ~
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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( a- e6 c1 q0 y, F# |Cut girl 界女 $ h, `8 d$ v1 v9 g0 s# R. P
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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5 d6 K* [$ W+ C: A  A1 n- vCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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: V* Y0 y+ i9 k( V' A, ~I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ " \+ F: T0 I% e6 J; r0 Y
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Collect father收爹 , O1 q' \  C/ M+ o1 s

2 G3 ]; E  w8 V) K' h; ?* o( QYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ ! E7 u1 h1 E7 ^' G

* n8 F6 Q' A  O9 c7 {Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 0 L" p% L# z% {, y# L$ `
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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5 L: v% E' \2 p" M8 K7 o. ]# QYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 1 H- ]" ]4 l$ \7 Z9 C2 _9 {
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 / v0 M$ d" v' g4 d0 }1 H/ d' E

3 M. c, w* I6 D7 Z6 vYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 0 x$ c: i( \7 b, Y
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ ; w: G# ]$ D1 w3 M

9 ]2 v. [9 c; X. G7 z# Y8 wEight woman八婆 ! R. U; q+ e" {$ j
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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/ [1 B: A" L" Z+ U5 pBlack son黑仔 " F: a4 g% J! j1 |# O% p
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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( O4 e% q) P' c( n/ YWear grass著草 - E9 m7 U1 w6 m
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ ! D3 O/ w8 L# k3 N9 U
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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$ D( J# B. B& l  B2 mYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ ' P. `/ o8 G( _' c* M
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Old dot.老點 & D* T* ?$ n! K) v) Z& G

( t) y) z! r! x4 mOne old water 一舊水
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4 |; [4 k, A+ v, sWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 8 E) ^; E4 ?" G' H3 ~

- i, z4 e4 R4 ~# g# ~A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 + K: o* {" x* V

- i: v, ^- w$ ]) ZMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 / W, X. r( J) U
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 9 ]  O# E5 d3 o' m6 {* I

2 l) z: u+ p* x7 p+ }# T% ~Pump water.抽水 6 J9 F& w7 p" i# f6 s6 W- s  \

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* q4 x- j5 H" z6 DTwo five boy.二五仔