港式英語… :):):):):)

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（轉）港式英語 - G- r; c1 g$ Z( q- L  S6 M& J

1 o, C$ s8 F( t, H7 Q0 ZPiano piano green 琴琴青
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, ^: Y2 V! a" }& z; \# j/ O4 vPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ . m, v- L6 T% c
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 4 n# j2 y( Z) Z
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Fall on a street@@ 。 1 v' y5 _- ^! u' y, m/ u$ c3 T
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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9 x' J" j1 Q5 a2 J+ EBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ; P5 |' E' M+ v
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Blow chicken吹雞
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+ U" u9 X7 q1 RI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
6 _% X/ X5 `- N  M3 A3 b( R' W$ ?我吹雞打你班友 。 9 i. y2 p. ]' I/ m, K$ d/ O( |$ H

( u9 ]9 n+ Q+ V3 dStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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- P; l+ V1 Y( C' o"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
9 y, z, R) |! N  p2 P+ A點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 1 S& K) o7 F+ l4 u2 |' w  s

1 H, |" \( z5 ]2 k: QYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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1 v) V8 R% v8 [You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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' h2 I# |* r- K) fPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ( y9 ~+ u5 l5 o; T2 ]4 O! }
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Eat banana食蕉 0 w: z; f6 b4 O& a/ [. q2 ^* g3 \

0 {) `0 z! N5 {4 gYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 % F) g+ _# [' m  \* d8 z3 j7 Q$ v

! Z: y# z- i6 e  u# [% vHow senior are you?你算老幾? : n; L1 w/ V3 }% ^5 v! }- e

$ g+ V6 f9 b& t3 H" M4 i7 h: j3 wWhat the water are you?你係乜水? * n1 G6 B. s/ ]# H4 T# J! f9 @

) D3 B' @: g2 C, e8 Y# @Where are you come from?你邊度架? 3 B6 s" b% t* a5 d1 X& o* S; D4 }

/ p  J7 @0 Z$ EDo you big me?你大我呀?
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3 ?, t) K# a/ r+ J6 C& o# MZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 + {; z% a" Y+ }4 ^. t3 L

: ^7 P' V: e6 _6 \; T  w; FDo the world做世界 。   v: l+ s  J; h2 j. q" v

) \4 B0 u: m7 }( pBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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1 x1 c3 N( ~6 W" jWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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2 t4 U) k9 P) F. k5 RCut girl 界女 # h" b# d$ n( S" Y+ b6 k1 n
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 8 _, ^! R7 ~) m; `1 L7 J
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 8 S4 j% R: J* c/ B. |: K
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 9 _! P1 F$ ?$ s2 y' _
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 2 b+ w; ^; g/ |- Q

0 x& i  h; w/ ?* sYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 ) w9 f, ]- z' C+ S, [

: Q. |4 f" f- sAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 5 S% d4 }6 H4 X5 U; W

, L3 D$ T% b5 S7 y2 O- AHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 4 Z9 t, G) P! Y
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 2 S% F' ]' R$ i$ A

, s2 |. X+ h; [, d( VEight woman八婆 . ]# ~/ R* X+ L9 N) s

: E8 R# O9 V, D. `' rEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 6 q6 Q! n+ Z( R: ?  i6 C( T
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King eight egg.王八蛋 - I" K9 k, k( ]4 }; `
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Black son黑仔
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: v; _* N' u! D8 \  Y2 Z0 qToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 2 |" t5 u! t4 ~- ^

4 K! r) i: q* iWear grass著草 8 `2 N+ y# c8 o4 }4 ~
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ; X4 _! B; a8 m' H
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ & }0 }9 K0 A- p3 t) @

( A. c( N# }  D; |, QHigh hand.高手 - o7 y) s: {* Q5 [9 t

) A0 h& ^0 ]( I* ~; uA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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" v( t% E1 }* C5 @, r6 I' ETo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 8 `! V5 Q1 X. K4 U0 R8 t& L8 y
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? - f0 Y  h: ~6 k. }+ z
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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# _: v9 L$ D6 F1 l5 M( h. K7 J% DA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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* S6 o! C8 l3 ?' \Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ; q4 T  E" [* `; b

" H5 m+ r0 c! W, {' b; Q4 uA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 7 G4 X; a9 |, W! o
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Pump water.抽水
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# x, y9 w6 B8 BTwo hit six.二打六 1 R0 j) x9 }4 O/ {* \% ^

+ [7 [% b% _8 }3 I& C# rTwo five boy.二五仔