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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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" L6 o9 o" W+ B7 V3 h(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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: w8 R# u) y6 W4 ~/ S' u) J9 `Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 - _- h; K: c/ R7 ~2 ~1 D3 `
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ' Y/ W& V8 n7 _# \0 l
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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% B" g5 h4 p1 ^0 S" n# ]I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 5 X9 P- r# b2 x) R4 L
+ p' i% C# b$ ]2 i: b: @If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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: t8 Q3 m# `: k( C+ xFish skin~魚皮 。 # y% R: W0 \) \5 c; q
5 V8 I, g4 K9 Y( vFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水1 F6 L2 W: Z- M4 ^1 r- H
* {4 Z1 T1 T' w- |5 qMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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* R" O% D2 f7 T+ j8 m$ y2 zBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. # s& k: G7 H/ Q6 W5 m; J' |9 X
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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! t6 S- m( E4 B; IFace green green臉青青 。 9 ~* O/ \+ A6 U1 P3 t" e
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ! _2 L9 e" T7 _ \4 o
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 4 @6 Y) b/ W, E% S5 a6 E
" M0 @' e( g; N' S" N9 y" F2 dYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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) S: B% `# J S; n$ {( Z) \* lYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 ' h$ M% h, s. c+ T- V) e
5 {5 U3 j; _4 _, {7 mPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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* U* d$ Y& T4 z0 \3 FAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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* M6 S9 l r! n( @" w! jEat banana食蕉 * v" p7 J9 n' C: \
9 b+ Y. G7 s1 H# cYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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+ s9 q, B& X0 ~, p z! BWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? + e# U5 a; F$ ^/ U
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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7 @8 R j! t V& ]+ R5 HThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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4 w8 h2 x9 E" Z# e8 |Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! : w8 i. i) x8 U# |8 v, a3 y4 Q
& k6 {0 \3 l8 x2 E+ YI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! $ b' C# z. T9 c! V1 R, L
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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( [4 L% `/ D- R# `0 tLaugh die me.笑死我。 4 j4 P, l" |; E0 \
' ? s) b# x5 k& ] C3 _+ UYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 , {' B8 W' C* G
" t$ q/ B0 N D( qAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 9 E4 k" l+ H. X& U& _( j8 @
/ a. E) T8 S8 m0 M' rHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 + R& F3 I$ g& j, L4 j* A* L2 {
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. : Y" D0 K' H$ B
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! * `* m4 F6 G2 f! G, l
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Eight woman八婆 0 ]) d r* [* P7 q1 ^8 p2 Z$ n. B( _
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 # s, d0 f0 \9 F% ~- p# f8 ?( l7 Q
! U4 [4 u$ |( j) j$ v9 @3 | }! XBlack son黑仔 . Z4 f( j' n) h6 {7 Q
3 B, d. @. M( zToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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5 W& Q4 y$ T& `Wear grass著草
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% M. i0 H- p1 @9 z, DI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! " N& K/ j5 K, o. B# l [8 m# z
7 z3 G& j% I0 ^High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 * E! I- q; [" C2 T# I, f. ?0 g
& E" p3 d9 `( I; M* J% W- S% \To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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* p+ m q" g& B& g, `' {1 e: OGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! " e9 n0 ?' L$ g* A% H! Y
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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! o( H2 M3 h4 k0 f3 wA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 6 K' i/ j$ h: s5 J
- D" Q) Q5 r& u6 [5 z V7 f7 ~' ~A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ; J( y! E$ }. }- R& ? f g9 w5 C5 _
5 e9 x6 r, j3 C# S$ p. o9 @Measure water/Pound water.磅水 , j- Z* M+ L$ X
8 w9 |# [' T1 L+ BA dragon service.一條龍服務
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: I1 V% E( l3 ~, M+ u& ]/ B* L! lHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 6 S, f4 ^& x9 F+ I' u7 s
7 n$ ^; u8 J! }5 ETwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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