港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~1 K; R& o2 H- H( {

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（轉）港式英語
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1 j: E; W6 F6 K- N# E5 ~+ x" dPiano piano green 琴琴青 " }2 z  W  t9 Z! c! m

0 D8 }- ?  v9 Z2 L. v1 |# @; Z$ @Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 8 V& r# R3 I9 [4 O7 U

5 V2 n+ _) f( b; |$ p/ VI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ; o% d( }* b  A; d+ v0 u# W

! i6 `- O0 p# ]2 G: y% dI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ( ^2 Q6 D7 S+ Y+ F8 D/ ]% d

2 N4 M9 z  r3 @1 `: i9 t. ?If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ * h- f9 ^; {8 `8 X# d
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 7 P7 _( t1 F2 p" I( K

% h# U/ ~: k) L+ ?- X' _Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" # b9 O/ L0 f, e$ e. q6 d6 Y" p
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Blow water吹水
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5 ~, O: T/ ?6 T: j( HMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ) s0 P( A1 J( |
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Blow chicken吹雞
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1 @2 ~. r  t- }0 q: Y' GI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
" [$ @4 V8 P: R3 k  d# o7 Z& j我吹雞打你班友 。 . Q* `& a2 j& V
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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) ?! e$ q) K+ z6 H  l* q* p"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
& h) `; T) d; X  ?點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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  Y- z, u/ i, }* p% b2 |5 I" xYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ( e: J0 g  P; F

9 k8 z5 s, C, R$ TYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 $ |0 {/ R7 u/ `9 p0 f
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ( ^- l8 r1 c/ g

$ P3 t% d# a* g% t8 S+ L+ ~People mountain people sea人山人海。
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% R2 `( U4 v. H6 k0 bAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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0 q. T. p3 `( r; Z; jYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? * f3 ]: C6 N& \: i9 W) y8 J3 |. k& y' w. j
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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3 \3 p. g6 B9 R" K/ O9 S! QWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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  S! Q! o1 M& C' XZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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: {) E+ M4 |* N/ j. \9 S: sDo the world做世界 。
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; P$ K% B: F% Z% a& F; {- lBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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9 w3 m0 |: l7 w2 V) BWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? , I) l; W$ R# x$ l; J% k  r6 Z4 s
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Cut girl 界女 0 Y0 r7 T9 X* q3 A6 R

$ m0 C* K) l+ t" ^6 U7 UThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 ( m  E, `! T2 g7 Y  C1 b6 T% H

3 m, T! `( E# _5 `' b7 Q) ECut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ / V# z8 l# l6 V+ Q

+ z% H! S9 {. f+ r9 ZI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹 9 v) c, X7 S- j" h+ o0 q

; a' b7 h: z/ sYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ # J- a/ O5 }! \

' G( S7 C1 r, ?9 M  {Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 7 i( ^$ l9 F2 L: F: D1 u
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 7 f3 X2 \( V; b. J9 l$ T
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ) n# ?  j3 C. H, _! `* o/ F* H
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 3 o2 z$ \- V2 D

% _7 |4 t- ^+ W, F. oEight woman八婆
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( D3 n5 m8 A# ?  J6 pEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 , t: F! O# i" s1 N: O* J) b

; S/ V" [/ e8 YBlack son黑仔
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" o% f4 |: h$ X' sToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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- b! _2 f: x& x3 B& kWear grass著草 4 w9 h; f2 P, q' l) ~! K
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 6 @) C8 T% I; k8 m  M- u$ Z

; }5 ]2 o, ~! Q8 `* zI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 0 D; b+ n2 m4 j

! p+ O4 H0 r3 q- L2 @& `High hand.高手 4 P. |0 O. w$ k7 Z9 x7 x
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 - u5 |; s* ?' N7 F$ j

7 q1 k3 B* _9 ^$ Z$ HTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ) q2 t$ O2 A) y8 w/ k6 J
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Good mother.好娘
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/ G$ Y! i5 n/ t: g" a8 o# I9 @You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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& _( |( N! F9 ^+ U  cOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? # B' {3 O. ^) b( ^) I
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 2 j  M+ e6 Z3 ^+ Q" ]; d9 Q

% U  [; @- J# ?2 O( UMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 " N; E& i7 \0 z3 `! R' _% Y

  F( o5 d4 E  @1 o4 ?8 s' ?A dragon service.一條龍服務 9 t. ~% ]: ?1 Q1 w5 W

' S, X2 A8 t% ]& AHold hold water.楂楂水 5 m' m) J; q* b

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1 |1 D2 f& i6 |& y/ MTwo hit six.二打六 7 p- }7 H" [/ F2 F! Y6 [' |( k  N# ^
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Two five boy.二五仔