港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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5 D' e4 w& x1 a) J# C- V: N（轉）港式英語 2 N# w* _- V. A. f
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 0 {9 T; |: V. I. @' J" t

, o- l% h# [. R; q3 h/ SI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 1 \+ z9 h1 O0 W3 l4 I1 ]. F+ F
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 1 N. t- V# F& Y6 `
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ + w6 F& Q" q& f$ \+ A
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 9 Z9 \5 e# R- K' |, h1 |5 B% j

. ^( e' f% _8 k5 F& c6 u  QFish skin~魚皮 。 % C6 H5 F. [0 p9 Q6 Q

) U6 d% u. u5 SFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" , s7 @; f0 S. O! a! Y

  D8 {, l' v  e0 TBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 . C, i' h: h4 m5 M, Q3 i
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 3 Z, Z% G0 T* w" f" @. B
我吹雞打你班友 。
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" Z+ x' V8 \( oStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 5 W8 _' h1 s# f* A  ^

9 m9 u7 `6 N% D/ v- h5 ?6 _Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
% _4 v+ p. ?3 R! I+ _' v點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 4 \# R8 r8 c6 y% Y

/ r$ a- v* l0 Q0 l; oYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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, s2 P) A" m, N( nYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 1 S& C# D# A8 N5 O' o0 S
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 1 b0 b  B: z( T" O' A* i
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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: ?, I; G) [* sAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 & S& z/ q: p. }9 t' D; r8 [! Z$ \6 E  Q
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。   p) H! y( a5 v. L) G- ^

; o: [# }3 s$ ^: THow senior are you?你算老幾?
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/ z; |4 s. |% {2 Z, hWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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" ~# _' a1 c6 e3 LDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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3 h7 y7 {/ n1 G6 f0 ?; J! A4 CDo the world做世界 。
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/ o2 A7 N  m0 XBig tea rice大茶飯 。 4 P1 m' U7 I+ t$ Z, @
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 / ]2 k( e$ m8 o$ o8 p- i
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ 5 F  N* `8 @$ b4 n$ l
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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$ d# H- R) ~8 p: b) kCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ , n; M3 {9 c" U2 [* {

  c0 o0 M2 F8 d( nDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 3 F5 o! r6 y6 W' w7 r# P
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 2 ?& R3 o7 r5 T0 L1 w

+ e  G5 x) S/ P# S& L/ W+ m; x, JYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 # C% O1 ~% K: W" `% e

3 w6 f6 T0 T1 C9 V+ e7 iAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 " v) M1 j$ ?% _1 ]2 U: G& `% q
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. , {$ ^& F# m1 l
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 6 y/ c8 x; F- f7 g! a6 a- `

0 x6 {1 e9 [! j/ }2 S7 q9 Z3 BEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 6 @- \" t$ k; d7 \1 m! T$ h

; u& f: N. F* F( m' m; fKing eight egg.王八蛋 , ^* R% B  G. u7 P; d( g1 y, j" J

) |0 t. f* V5 vBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ ) s2 f" z3 ~; O* H1 {

, i$ D- N( O' H* gWear grass著草
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8 \! i# \1 l, S8 }# G3 ~( e6 S; dI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 : Z. E# B5 r+ @5 x  d
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 7 O/ b6 h5 w9 t* X) ]- J5 K
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 1 N* m& {& ~% e4 X6 q; J

% x& W6 C, m; ^8 v) y4 Y2 KYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ ; z% Y  y- U1 N; p7 F, |  Q

& _+ `0 M: o7 [! Y5 |- Q: {' BOld dot.老點 % V1 z; Z+ i( b, i! t' m

& V/ R0 ^) O& U8 r* s- D; T1 TOne old water 一舊水
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# @; Y" |! s6 r8 Y% iWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? . ?4 h9 k- d5 R0 Q5 @9 g

6 V( R4 b" M/ \' ~2 R  VA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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. z' Q/ A) y( I% qA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ! ]0 i7 H5 _& U- Y& w3 C' ?  j+ S
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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0 Z9 l- _! U" h$ MHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 % z' p8 q( U5 b6 ]  b3 v; U8 y

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- d" c7 s( v& y  z9 h7 lTwo five boy.二五仔