港式英語… :):):):):)

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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~/ T% R2 K! c$ H% l4 ^

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Piano piano green 琴琴青 % E, ]" q5 N/ W6 U1 g4 ]
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 " O6 W. w+ s% R
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ * z$ w5 e, r) W2 Q0 s* d5 n$ C

3 g  X# X! Q* J/ w2 i& {You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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9 U5 c# Q& ~+ `; H* T/ pI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 2 D8 c" T8 I8 m

# U+ `* F, G4 `7 ~If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 9 a1 d  Z% c  D, t: l$ B

& L" @1 |+ H9 q( VFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 5 {/ ^/ L3 ^* {* w5 ^+ _9 p

( N9 K  A. _( a0 @( F8 G; k* s7 Qfall on your street.""你個"K" : D: |$ W7 [5 w2 D

2 J9 k6 T: K, j4 p( KBlow water吹水% `& @* n: |& U9 e( Q% o+ R9 y

8 E% V' L$ n4 U8 y7 v. e0 J/ `Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ) ?- z; _! @# O, c

% d) C  h  p/ `1 LBlow chicken吹雞 3 x. O0 k; O! p0 F3 D& d. C1 c
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
: h6 `2 y: C9 w  D我吹雞打你班友 。 / |2 G6 E: H. e4 `1 r% \& d
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 ; _7 W8 {5 x4 H7 ]& ^- K. K$ p

# w8 N, `9 @( l6 Y. @4 H, t4 |( I"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" , S+ a; E! J. K- A. g
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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+ g1 w/ [. U( \! M5 MYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 5 G3 f' Q) ?/ |9 o" a* u2 ~
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 * h0 v8 o9 e2 G4 ^0 O, W+ h* G2 X
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 . }1 H) Q# q' f" Q

+ N+ N) v# K& x- IAre you road?你係唔係路呀? - C7 Q7 @3 r: W* p$ S
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Eat banana食蕉 6 D% C) F+ L7 E; o/ U
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 7 N; ]3 z1 P# r5 P: y; D7 e$ W

) Z8 f; s. X% ^5 H* ~4 p4 E; v# CHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ! z% z. C" u; r% g/ c; t; O4 p9 y

% U7 G" Z1 ?& a1 r" }5 lDo you big me?你大我呀?
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- K/ \2 E( @- ?, m" |Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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( P  f& f) A; O4 L  y6 R' N: |Do the world做世界 。 ; O% `! J& f; z' B# @4 b

2 Q1 U* ]9 {# K2 b, U- }3 `Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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4 {- |* e+ d0 [! u2 d) n3 m( TWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 3 M6 _: ]/ c: ^8 v$ P
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ ) t0 Y$ P7 q* U% r  f! I
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 4 T# _5 U6 {5 ~
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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7 u- A6 e9 H) I. K; JDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? - E( ^/ Z! c0 H3 N  D- F3 w* T
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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; N8 }( q) O9 K9 c1 lYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 9 e% _9 [+ s! t( {9 `9 |7 u
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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4 _; f- @7 Y" }" g8 s( n, y4 m9 z& ~You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 9 C, K( T# X' a/ Z
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ & b  z9 |8 e  v- J6 u/ ?0 Q
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Eight woman八婆 ) C0 E$ ]- I0 j/ F; F# F9 T8 O

7 X$ }; b1 G6 d7 }6 g( l6 VEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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" y' h, u) p2 PKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 6 t2 D) x1 A; j# ^

' n8 H6 j& o3 ^2 ^/ L# C8 jI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 1 L- i+ s. o/ A% Z; E" @/ y

* e: S6 M, W" v# pGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? / C! O' \( ]% y! @' s
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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. `* w# j8 e- N: t) `6 k7 lA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ( I0 |+ m( O& s+ [* _& t8 z* g

; ]2 G$ H9 [* ]Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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8 n5 I& u, Y3 m8 C* f: ~) yA dragon service.一條龍服務
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) W. \1 s" z% n% F1 {Hold hold water.楂楂水 9 @! S' j6 ^0 z: r
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Pump water.抽水 # w( G9 ?5 Y+ B1 T9 S, R8 t
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔