[English]: Jokes..

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6 w# |0 R: B! Q5 b" m! {" r/ y, J1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
# x; X! t, V/ e( z0 Z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence* G, f- b- n2 W
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ H) k+ I+ T4 W
a.They give like hell.
; S/ X3 l: b; x; Z5 Sb.They do not yell.
; k4 `: Z" B  K7 i* Vc.They do not tell.  p; ]* L5 G" {9 d
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 J9 ]$ }  T: }

' |4 \6 r. N1 j( G$ s: M3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
, \0 I4 |1 `8 T; Q$ j- a HEART to love him,9 U; L( i# o+ |% `9 ?# t5 l. v
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 S7 m0 ~2 n% d/ y1 T& e* ~- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 l* o1 u9 B: X$ d( L, v  ^- a SPADE to bury him!4 H, i' F; v" ]

- S4 {9 O8 k5 i2 r% J4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 l: b% @$ l# S8 e$ U+ h4 N4 e0 `Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# D+ w5 d4 j: C, E. E9 \& i

* m& q. `6 q0 w7 c) R" L5) What is the strongest muscle?
  @  ]. s) G# ^: q) m; s: y: XThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ r- c9 M+ F: F7 j5 t$ U

4 Y+ M) o0 x, v; X! d: p  u* ]6 N6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. d& x3 Y% I4 D3 \* \
The arse hole is always in front of you.: U2 ~2 P  R/ L( l
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ K7 d' T5 ^% f3 i5 |
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!" p( b" y* Y1 q; t

# s" c9 O$ B7 T, P/ f9 B8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?' Z! i- e, Q) }- N0 y& f; I
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.