[English]: Jokes..

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! G1 f( D3 |3 B9 C2 X1 G' P1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 Z' b. c, A' i2 m! d% G99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence* ^: h+ W6 c: e$ o6 J* P" [) `
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 E# H% ^7 x, ?0 o4 N
a.They give like hell.
+ g" `  _& T2 x3 Mb.They do not yell.
, ^9 M: E0 w* Jc.They do not tell.) z8 {1 I4 l/ q5 L2 `" r9 j
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' c( I3 j; I- |9 y

) W% ?( Q; v; C3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:3 }3 n6 B  K, J
- a HEART to love him,
3 d: N% j# z8 B- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 c8 x0 Z: a' d. [9 y1 K8 {: q$ K
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- D6 t+ ~8 T" U4 p" E9 `8 b6 I1 {7 `
- a SPADE to bury him!
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8 u2 R# h+ D/ m6 |7 a( D4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& C4 ^0 o' O% w, z- J( \
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?; r3 K2 ~5 o$ l0 Z( |
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: T) i1 c) [3 a  v
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' X' C# X1 P; ?0 r$ F. }$ P9 a7 T
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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& j" d$ r, V5 O# \6 D/ @7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! B% g. j2 [# E) Y* J/ v0 a9 s5 K
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' n- m. V% ^* H" t# C; ?7 l& k

  |3 t3 L) Z/ @4 _0 f8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?+ k6 o4 k7 @7 c. x
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.