[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+ W5 C" L5 Y0 \9 i0 o
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
6 u9 Q8 G$ V9 ], i* c" Aa.They give like hell.
& m% d7 Z* H6 w! p; Pb.They do not yell.
* [. J9 D& N! n1 wc.They do not tell.
2 M9 x4 D7 c& r6 Md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, K8 g5 }6 E( x# B3 i$ q+ @4 G
- a HEART to love him,
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% O1 i2 o& f% o) F1 ]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% t0 a  \5 b5 v9 O4 J
- a SPADE to bury him!% F2 }# ]$ ~0 e" _* o  ^& h1 f

. o, v5 o7 l  q: _/ q1 N4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 W, T, j, `( c/ t: C3 A: I: aBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later; `% l6 k. ?; s4 @4 g6 o6 o0 w$ O. d

: u& \6 {% Y# c' w5 L5 e& ]' [5) What is the strongest muscle?: Z  h  N) D: M
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!0 _' t0 f) W% s+ E' ?; ~8 T5 V( r
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ F* ?5 x% h' P6 M) a. e3 UThe arse hole is always in front of you., @( f8 d6 W- X4 r! x

0 q* E4 Y; U+ |+ r, [6 s7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 U% N- @, j! _  R: |+ d* pWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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5 q. C1 i: Y$ u% m5 S8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, P! U$ d1 y: q4 i  p
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.