[English]: Jokes..

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: U3 j+ K' o- Z+ p7 `  p1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 |0 D+ ?( D: t- Z& q9 r( j
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?% X. u+ y' g% [9 M
a.They give like hell.
" V, C" s7 i8 o- W+ |, {: rb.They do not yell.% U/ P9 X: r& }1 s1 v+ S
c.They do not tell.* N7 V( y# V+ Y  m1 R
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 Q: Q& x; t' n6 l  y; D

% c( B6 }0 E* `3 v3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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& D2 ?# [# s2 v+ z/ w4 \- a DIAMOND to marry him,% L) r" T$ b- N0 ?
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% y! q; o4 F- l3 V) ^$ |! h4 `/ ~
- a SPADE to bury him!
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2 @# ~! k# e; U2 v! o$ [! `* C# `4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 w- a0 P/ N8 U  nBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5 y. O1 U3 s  o" }- s5) What is the strongest muscle?
  c: }0 ^( F' E, V& |1 \The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ J& k0 f1 s3 H6 b' ^7 m$ f9 [* q7 B; f
The arse hole is always in front of you.) d1 n1 I/ T) Q: @; @" B# [, l9 c
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: B0 ?) \6 P! T
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ z7 Z) @( w  M! ^$ Z  ^6 g8 ^" Y- C% {The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.