[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
" K' E3 D* D5 X; e99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; f0 s! r; v4 m) J

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6 B, K) l! [/ J2 |( ka.They give like hell. 1 E! s( P- ~7 u( o
b.They do not yell." M4 p& o0 }, P9 M& `6 [
c.They do not tell.0 ^9 B" v) J7 B: W6 }/ O8 \
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 y3 a9 R, |2 n1 m9 H% h, r
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
1 H& g; E: Z$ |& ]& _( Z- a HEART to love him,
5 R9 H: e2 w) K, n. J8 d- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! K' M0 S1 [4 ]! W- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! i- i% i9 B8 t4 A& H5 g7 p
- a SPADE to bury him!
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8 a  Y5 D1 o1 y4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ y4 I; v0 ^4 c8 q' H) A& f  jBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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0 q# P3 K, ^# Y) A5) What is the strongest muscle?' Z6 S- D4 j- x$ o
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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% N6 q) u+ ^) X# O$ p5 j3 U6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 H2 s* S7 S5 n4 \" oThe arse hole is always in front of you.* z  {' k1 s( w' A' R

6 }* `9 l) W( R' \4 C$ q0 t1 f7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" B$ E/ T# [* eWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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! W/ F- `: I* P/ b* `8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?( e/ U  G; V  {- K8 h
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.