[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! L/ |9 E' A* e  g3 M99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 T3 ~: N4 S) ^& B7 s9 ]2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
3 {9 [- I9 y7 K3 Ma.They give like hell.
' M3 y, w3 B. Y( L% o# db.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 T& L3 I7 ~+ M! _
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 ?. a  `# e3 l: K- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 K! m, |& N- @" R/ R: D& r6 d
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. G& G# S3 W) l: R/ w: ?5 e

+ A" |& I! G/ G0 P. s3 I, K" ]5) What is the strongest muscle?1 |, l! E0 U8 m0 x% m' k( o- _5 t) }
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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! n0 F! w: G  u( k8 e: b4 H6 e6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) x! S7 b' z  x7 Q; O" v
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 K* h( Z9 M+ \* J9 j

/ f( o' Q. n5 Q& @: T) g8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ _2 A- U9 x" [$ w# [
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.