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trista_cheong

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: m6 H9 ^) g1 S8 K% d- K（轉）港式英語
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0 A: |1 H' K+ IPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 & O8 X% u$ I, t% b4 G* b( C

0 _- O7 q! ]0 J% M! _I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ - J/ f$ j/ Y( }$ a. P" X" v1 X( j' d

$ n9 @5 I% {- E+ X- v3 X4 CYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 2 l7 r. k: {' O3 X  n- V& H
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 1 g; Y' \+ A1 t/ F0 ]4 b, M, V

# C8 w: F: u2 v0 d/ G# Y( VIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。   \6 |1 l% a) s0 R; T
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Fall on a street@@ 。 7 H2 y- k) a" m  o

. q* S, U# {1 B, r; v! yfall on your street.""你個"K"
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0 v" [' H* s  b: K! Y7 D0 m- {Blow water吹水
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) c2 X: a% [3 M& S% U' sMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 : y, m5 [( d" @$ L" C" N! t

9 z. U- ]  |4 @* {6 ZBlow chicken吹雞 1 ?' x( o: a0 N' P3 R& m+ i5 K
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 2 x7 ?6 B- h1 M9 \, t
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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- \; ~, T: O% m; J& Y) zFace green green臉青青 。
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+ F8 s. [% H- w5 n9 G) c"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
5 K* L, S$ M# C0 n: A8 F點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 " B1 d0 N0 y: n8 p6 m

6 f+ U" b! a! [You see road carefully你小心睇路。 , H; e4 m4 f2 g1 Z' S* ~2 C
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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3 V) J/ ?( l1 H' wYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 ) Y0 O8 P: |  M: \( }" F& d

" y' F5 ]1 U  X( f+ \# DPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 4 r* _, z9 d- ^1 ^" c

6 p7 j, x. c* g8 \4 O- H% g# `Are you road?你係唔係路呀? : S( @5 c7 _- T5 Q) J

# h* P: c4 v1 U, ^3 G5 sEat banana食蕉
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; _! x+ l: T& B6 fYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ' {% E8 e: n6 c# D8 j, p& {0 T
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How senior are you?你算老幾? ; B2 n# L2 f  V0 ?4 t

, Z# P, T" }* u/ U3 _% R5 c. WWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 0 s; X2 O8 U, x$ c3 J5 O

. O) E( O3 [4 P( G: FWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 0 ?* ?) c  Q* I' J

, r9 C- S. }4 R- E' {8 K9 U% Y5 vDo you big me?你大我呀?
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! R' p4 |( T: m) [' A# P4 O$ `6 WZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 / Q5 ~& ]' Y: n% d; ]1 M# ~
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 3 h7 o3 ^! v& S, W  v3 I

( i. G' ^# u! |3 m: ]What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 6 H" {7 f: {8 T! l( m: y

0 u1 |$ J0 b2 ?Cut girl 界女
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; ^6 Q. V; x! O, R) D& VThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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5 Z/ ~+ K9 L  i7 G( MCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ ) Y: C9 S/ U+ p$ s

7 f% M$ H0 i0 ECollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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' p) z" K% x) fDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ( S. Z3 w0 k' ?! A

0 Q! c, i2 T( G" ?" @American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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1 c9 ?0 j7 b# ?- g6 MHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。   U: A/ c: Q+ ~
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. + b# d& E: ?0 q, d+ A
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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3 ]: e5 _" ?& I' W% H3 X( ^5 KEight woman八婆
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6 ~) O  Q, o/ j3 XEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 9 h1 S1 f! L0 h8 w

, \9 r  p4 Z# N% cKing eight egg.王八蛋
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% X8 ]; ~2 h2 u- KBlack son黑仔 * j% ^) N0 \" \" _9 [

+ J3 T+ X# t$ H+ i% QToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ # U7 J+ B8 b! f3 P5 Q+ u

5 r' c7 M& Q5 B8 l# G9 N7 RWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 4 ?5 K. I3 l4 A( _; P/ v3 ~0 p
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 8 n6 g: `+ X+ C( `5 H7 \
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ' Z+ }3 W7 o8 U8 i* z0 {/ D" P& w
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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( p( R5 L, b0 D$ f2 k% gGood mother.好娘 , B/ {* S- a; R* D
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 9 B0 `2 k" @4 z( q3 n1 g

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  s5 i, q: h# p8 V% g; z: t: LOne old water 一舊水
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- E$ {% m' L+ _7 n& X1 QWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 5 z. b: Y( z( k6 ]- r
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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6 N( P. I$ J6 u4 z- f; U" ^7 KA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 , {, |/ d4 @# E! |" j4 F
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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1 g/ A/ ^/ H" iHold hold water.楂楂水 9 D& O  g* c( A; C" _) Q4 l$ S/ W1 [! N

: U" |0 d8 a$ X% @# u5 BPump water.抽水 , T: v$ I- s. ]; I$ ~; g

% c+ o3 e. Q. zTwo hit six.二打六
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$ ?6 H* s: H4 p; X  m4 b+ GTwo five boy.二五仔