[English]: Jokes..

小强

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  v; ]+ M4 O. A2 ^* R  M) V0 p1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ @4 w; I- P) O) }99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# a& i# G$ A$ o! M* W' c
a.They give like hell.
4 n/ y( L! j2 D. Y' Jb.They do not yell.2 M% R3 w$ V4 E2 {' Y
c.They do not tell.
! ]% ^0 O: y' S0 Q# vd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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( J# A4 M0 L* e5 t) v" ?5 z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 Q# J. {9 ^% }: c
- a HEART to love him,0 {0 S- @, F2 {* K/ c
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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( ^: E0 m% L9 M9 Q% _- a SPADE to bury him!" ]. b) D8 A  [# ~4 @3 I  B, \
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
  _; Q: u) p: T% O6 C& z0 U8 u$ U3 yBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?& l0 a4 q2 J) R" J) ]
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% ~; E) _9 w8 K

1 O) T  b+ N& b7 B9 m2 k5 w6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 F- J1 o, K4 `$ L2 m. C1 A1 W1 n+ xThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# A. `& F! C  O& j/ j1 v4 W
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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1 Z2 H4 R7 X% S  o5 g. D8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ S  Y* ~+ e: u+ T
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.